I’m not saying that my date was homely or anything like that; it’s just that as I drove to the restaurant she rolled down her window and stuck her head out until we got there.
Posted: 12/3/2007 12:06:04 PM EDT
[#1]
I got pulled over by a cop while driving a late night bar pick up home.
He asked me if I had had too much to drink.
I said "No officer, was I driving erratically???"
He say "No...it was the fat chick in the passenger seat that gave you away"
Posted: 12/3/2007 12:12:57 PM EDT
[#2]
I went to bed with a ten and woke up with two fives
Posted: 12/3/2007 12:14:07 PM EDT
[#3]
I only have my left arm....
Posted: 12/3/2007 12:17:28 PM EDT
[#4]
My date was so fat we got an estimate at the restaurant when we walked in.
Posted: 12/3/2007 12:27:54 PM EDT
[#5]
Posted: 12/3/2007 12:32:39 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted: I’m not saying that my date was homely or anything like that; it’s just that as I drove to the restaurant she rolled down her window and stuck her head out until we got there.
