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AR15.COM
11/21/2007 7:09:54 PM EDT

Fox News
A Swiss Army knife that weighs nearly three pounds has been inducted into the 2008 edition of Guinness World Records for "most functions on a penknife." At the time, the knife had 85 tools; the latest version has 87 tools and at least 115 uses, according to Wenger North America, the Orangeburg-based American distributor that announced the induction Tuesday.

Now that's a knife! Too bad I can't afford one.
11/21/2007 7:17:24 PM EDT
[#1]
God thats gay!

ETA:  I suprised there is not a dildo on it!
11/21/2007 7:22:19 PM EDT
[#2]
Boy that is stupid,

Just a novelty item like those giant folding knives you see at gunshows.
11/21/2007 7:33:58 PM EDT
[#3]
Everyone knows that thetitanium spork is the ultimate SHTF tool.
11/21/2007 7:42:32 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Everyone knows that thetitanium spork is the ultimate SHTF tool.


and ultimate weapon for ruling the high seas...the Spork of Doom
11/21/2007 7:44:52 PM EDT
[#5]
WHEELBARROW!
11/21/2007 7:56:07 PM EDT
[#6]
crocodile dundee" That's not a knife."