Posted: 11/15/2007 9:39:26 AM EDT
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I hate going anywhere these days. Simply put, every time I get in the car I either get an adrenaline rush because some idiot nearly killed me or I get pissed off at some dumbass. Here's a few examples of the DAILY frustrations I put up with on the road: Mouth-breathing morons who STOP on the on-ramp instead of accelerating and merging with traffic. DUMBASS! People on the freeway are doing 65! There are people behind you who actually know how to merge and are flying up on your butt at 50! Why the fuck are you STOPPED?! Idiots who drive 35 or slower on the freeway. You're going to get someone killed, fucknuts. Idiots who get onto the freeway, move into the far left lane without once looking before changing lanes, then fly across every lane of traffic to take the first exit they come to. WTF? Seriously, WTF? The speed limit is 40. You're barely doing 20, and every time I try to pass you speed up and I have to get back behind you before I had a head-on with oncoming traffic. You're an asshole. When the speed limit is 50 and I am less than three car lengths from you, DO NOT PULL OUT IN FRONT OF ME! Most especially DO NOT PULL OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND SLAM ON YOUR BRAKES! What the fuck is wrong with you, did you get lobotomized with an ice cream scoop?! The cop who runs his lights to get through intersections, then stops to pick up tacos at the Taco Cabana drive-through. You're an asshole too. Newsflash: If you looked to see if anybody was in the other lane before swerving into it without signaling, you might have fewer dents and a hood that wasn't obviously from another car. There is nobody in front of you for as far as the eye can see. You're doing five under the speed limit. WHY DO YOU KEEP HITTING YOUR BRAKES? Just because you see a cop on the side of the road doesn't mean you have to suddenly slam on the brakes and go ten or fifteen under the speed limit. Guess what? You were doing the legal speed limit before you saw him, and he's giving somebody else a ticket. I don't think he's going to let that guy, leap in his car, and come chasing after you to punish you for obeying the law. DRIVE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON! They installed turn signals for a reason. Look into it. When I took driver's ed seven or eight years ago, they told me that 80% of drivers don't know what a yield sign means. I think it's more 95%, because I'll be darned if anybody will actually yield rather than narrowly miss causing a collision with me when I've got right of way. You do not have right of way. Stop roaring through the intersection when I'm halfway through it. I don't care if twin college freshmen just called and said they want to screw, but only if you get there in the next five minutes. You do not have the right to plow into me instead of waiting your turn. Get off your cell phone and drive on the right side of the road, you idiot woman. No wonder your car looks beat to shit. When I put on my turn signal, move onto the shoulder, and begin to decelerate, that is not your cue to ride my ass like you're glued to it. Especially when you're not turning and have a whole lane to yourself. Geez, turn your brights off when there's oncoming traffic. Is a little common courtesy too much to ask? I don't much care if your stupidity results in your death, but for the love of all that is holy and good in the universe, make your children stop crawling all over the car, sit in their seats properly, and wear a frigging seatbelt. There is no excuse for that. When your windows and mine are rolled up, I should not be able to hear your bass. How are you not already deaf? Stay in your lane. I don't know what you're doing that's distracting you from the road, but try to pay attention before you kill somebody else. Getting a blowjob while waiting for your turn in the car wash is- okay, that's actually pretty funny, at least when I'm in the car behind you. But come on, not where people can see you. I am in the right hand lane. There is no one in the other lanes. There is no one behind me. There is no in front of me. I am doing just over the speed limit. Why are you flying up on my ass at 100 mph, flashing your lights and honking your horn, then swerving around me without signaling and roaring away so fast it's like I'm stopped? Either get in the other lane to begin with or don't speed, dickweed. You- you have a dog. On the roof of your vehicle. It isn't tied down, it's just standing there. You're on the freeway. What the crap.  So, anybody else find driving a constant source of frustration and amusement?  |
| I would like to buy a rusted out 73 buick and paint " no tango insurance" on it. ANd then drive like that car should be driven. Wanna play bumper cars? People in general are too stupid to drive. But in America we need to be 'fair' and give anyone with $15 and a name a DL. |
| Thanks for the LMAO. I also can appreciate your frustrations. Everyone in their car has their head up their ass not paying any attention.Plus everyone is a badass in their car, dont act all tough and get pissed at me when I honk at you for cutting me off, like you did nothing wrong. |