Posted: 11/15/2007 5:04:52 AM EDT
A guy at work who looks like he weighs in at about 140 lbs soaking wet, walks so damn hard it shakes the floor when he walkes by. I can hear/feel him coming from across the office.  I am a fat ass, but I still manage to startle people sometimes because they did not know I was walking towards them. I guess it is a combination of years of hunting, and even more years of being yelled at by my father to stop thudding around the house. He is the type of idiot that will get a group killed when the zombies are near. 
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The THREE things, I can't stand are as follows: 1. dragging feet, 2. Pigeon toes, 3. feet pointed out and 4, women clacking around in heels. FOUR! Four things I hate. |
I'm flat footed. My chiropractor took molds of my feet last week for orthodontics and his response to my mold was WHAT THE HECK! My left foot is so flat it befuttles every doctor that sees it. A couple docs even said it looks like I have extra bones in my left foot that should not be there, that make it so flat. So I don't care if he has flat feet. I have flat feet and I can sneak up on a cat. 
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A live one? j/k
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Let me go on the record by stating that I absolutely cannot stand when someone hasn't figured out how to move themselves across a floor without stiffening their legs, and them jamming them into the ground as hard as possible. I know it's a petty thing to get pissed at, but it annoys me to no end. I had a roommate that made it sound like the mouth of hell was opening up underneath our house when he would ascend the stairs. It honestly sounded like an entry team was breaching our front door with a ram...every single step. |