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Posted: 11/15/2007 4:21:33 AM EDT

KC Man Accused Of Toad Licking
Toad Venom Used As Hallucinogenic

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KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- A 21-year-old man has been accused of using a toad to get high.

Clay County sheriff's deputies said David Theiss, of Kansas City, possessed a Colorado
River toad with the intention of using it as a hallucinogenic.

Experts said it's possible to lick the toad's venom glands to achieve psychedelic effects.

Most pet stores don't sell the Colorado River toad because the venom can sicken humans
and kill household animals.

"People used to do it all the time, but it got faded out awhile, but came back as a fad.
Not a smart one," animal expert Danny Snyder told KMBC's Dion Lim. "The toxins in it can
kill a lot of stuff."

Authorities said this is the first time Clay County has dealt with this sort of hallucinogen.

Theiss was released on bond.

The toad is in custody at a police crime lab.

I wonder if lab techs are taking turns "testing" the toad.

Posted: 11/15/2007 4:24:57 AM EDT

[#1]

won't be long before this is banned for the children too.

Posted: 11/15/2007 4:28:15 AM EDT

[#2]

"...sheriff's deputies said David Theiss, of Kansas City, possessed a Colorado
River toad with the intention of using it as a hallucinogenic..."

Possessing pets with "intentions" is illegal?

Your tax dollars at work.

Posted: 11/15/2007 4:29:07 AM EDT

[#3]

Is there actually laws in the books prohibiting people from licking toads?

I'm surprised he isn't being charged with animal sodomy, or animal cruelty.

Posted: 11/15/2007 4:30:59 AM EDT

[#4]

I hope the toad is ok

Posted: 11/15/2007 4:35:35 AM EDT

[#5]

Now if you have toads that appear seasonally on your property, the friendly Drug Warriors will be along to jail you and seize your assets to further the War on Drugs. Don't think it will happen? If you're a vocal critic of .gov, you'd better make sure you don't have anything naturally on your property that might be banned... Toads, psillocybin mushrooms, wild ditch weed-all of them mean that your rights and freedom are forfeit. Prove you DIDN'T intend to eat those mushrooms/smoke that weed/lick that toad. Can't PROVE BEYOND A DOUBT that you weren't going to? We have a cozy cell here just for you!

Posted: 11/15/2007 4:49:58 AM EDT

[#6]

I wonder if you would get the effect from the toad, if say, you stuck it in your ass????

Posted: 11/15/2007 4:51:24 AM EDT

[#7]

The SludgeReport:

Amphibian Rights Group Plans Protest

Shown above, spokesfrog Grenouille Chlorophyll of the group Amphibian-Americans Against Exploitation told reporters that they are through being exploited for their hallucinogenic excretions.

"We're sick and tired of these dreadlock-wearing patchouille-scented wierdos kidnapping us out of our swamps and homes for their perverted pleasure."

He added, "They say it is like a drug to them, but tell me: Do humans go around licking other animals? No. It's a perversion like any other. They do it to us because we are convenient and slimy."

"How would you like to find out some hippie has kidnapped your wife or daughter and kept her in a cage to lick her body?"

An Amphibian Rights 'Hop, Flop, and Slither' demonstration is scheduled in front of Mr Theiss' home in Kansas City to protest the alleged exploitation.

Posted: 11/15/2007 5:03:17 AM EDT

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Posted: 11/15/2007 5:07:56 AM EDT

[#9]

Look before you lick...

Posted: 11/15/2007 5:13:53 AM EDT

[#10]

Originally Posted By KC-130 FLT ENG:
I wonder if you would get the effect from the toad, if say, you stuck it in your ass????

LOL....Toad suppository!!!

Posted: 11/15/2007 5:20:57 AM EDT

[#11]

Originally Posted By KC-130 FLT ENG:
I wonder if you would get the effect from the toad, if say, you stuck it in your ass????

There's only one way to find out for sure.

I'll post an update asap.

Posted: 11/15/2007 5:30:05 AM EDT

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Quoted:

Originally Posted By KC-130 FLT ENG:
I wonder if you would get the effect from the toad, if say, you stuck it in your ass????

There's only one way to find out for sure.

I'll post an update asap.

NOOOOOooooooooo....

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