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11/9/2007 4:56:14 PM EDT
Remember this?  

Why Nickelback Sucks
11/9/2007 4:58:13 PM EDT
[#1]
Nickleback...you mean the constipated guys?
11/9/2007 4:59:08 PM EDT
[#2]

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Nickleback...you mean the constipated guys?


Like, as in full of shit?  LMFAO!
11/9/2007 5:00:15 PM EDT
[#3]
Ahahaha! So true...
11/9/2007 5:00:17 PM EDT
[#4]
That too, but he sounds like he's trying to push one out.
11/9/2007 5:00:20 PM EDT
[#5]
Same melody, with different words.  
Nickelback:  Polluting the music scene with manufactured pop-garbage since 1995!

Yeah.  They fuckin' suck.
11/9/2007 5:01:04 PM EDT
[#6]
SUCKS
11/9/2007 5:03:00 PM EDT
[#7]
I hate that band worse than any I've ever heard.  What a bunch of talentless, LAZY idiots.
11/9/2007 5:04:08 PM EDT
[#8]
Sounds like someone is jealous.


Also if you click on the link my spyware gave a warning.
11/9/2007 5:06:22 PM EDT
[#9]

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Sounds like someone is jealous.


Also if you click on the link my spyware gave a warning.


No, if I was jealous of a musician it would be a musical genius like Donald Fagen not fucking Nickelback.
Believe it or not you can make fun of someone without being jealous of them.  Or at least I can.

I run Firefox and no warnings, no problems.



ETA: Regardless, I see this as ridiculing their fans more than them (Nickelback) anyway.  Any fans of this crap are suckers.
11/9/2007 5:07:25 PM EDT
[#10]

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Sounds like someone is jealous.


Also if you click on the link my spyware gave a warning.


I'm jealous of their ability to make money off of other idiots.
11/9/2007 5:10:28 PM EDT
[#11]

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SUCKS




1120% agree  
11/9/2007 5:12:22 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
Remember this?  

Why Nickelback Sucks


Who are these guys, and why should I care?
11/9/2007 5:13:41 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Sounds like someone is jealous.


I'm feeling a little jealousy over their ability to milk the population of dupes out of millions.
11/9/2007 5:14:47 PM EDT
[#14]

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Remember this?  

Why Nickelback Sucks


Who are these guys, and why should I care?


Purely comedic value.  If you don't even see that imagine that there are people who think they are a good band then reevaluate the comedic value.  

11/9/2007 5:15:33 PM EDT
[#15]
They difinitely went to shit, quick.

Total sellouts.
11/9/2007 5:17:37 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

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Remember this?  

Why Nickelback Sucks


Who are these guys, and why should I care?


You're ahead of the game.
11/9/2007 5:19:48 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

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Remember this?  

Why Nickelback Sucks


Who are these guys, and why should I care?


Canadians, and you shouldn't.

-Local
11/9/2007 5:21:32 PM EDT
[#18]
And they get more poon than you.
11/9/2007 5:25:03 PM EDT
[#19]
Oh well, shit happens.

Apparently it worked well for them, since they are making oodles of money.

I like Nickelback.  I don't buy any of thier stuff (other than a few songs on Itunes), or go to thier concerts.  I guess this means I have horrible taste in music.
11/9/2007 5:25:36 PM EDT
[#20]

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And they get more poon than you.


Oh, ok...now they're a good band and creative artists.  Their fans are astute music lovers.  

What the fuck, dude?  I'm making fun of how shitty they are as artists not how much tail they get.  Do you like them or something?  If so I guess the jokes on you (tell me you haven;t paid for one or more of their albums...).



11/9/2007 5:32:07 PM EDT
[#21]

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Oh well, shit happens.

Apparently it worked well for them, since they are making oodles of money.

I like Nickelback.  I don't buy any of thier stuff (other than a few songs on Itunes), or go to thier concerts.  I guess this means I have horrible taste in music.


If you like poppy formula music that's fine.  I don't so much.
11/9/2007 5:35:50 PM EDT
[#22]

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And they get more poon than you.


Oh, ok...now they're a good band and creative artists.  Their fans are astute music lovers.  

What the fuck, dude?  I'm making fun of how shitty they are as artists not how much tail they get.  Do you like them or something?  If so I guess the jokes on you (tell me you haven;t paid for one or more of their albums...).





No, but the Mrs wants me to take her to their concert the next time they come to town.

I do like "Figured You Out".
11/9/2007 5:37:38 PM EDT
[#23]

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And they get more poon than you.


Oh, ok...now they're a good band and creative artists.  Their fans are astute music lovers.  

What the fuck, dude?  I'm making fun of how shitty they are as artists not how much tail they get.  Do you like them or something?  If so I guess the jokes on you (tell me you haven;t paid for one or more of their albums...).





No, but the Mrs wants me to take her to their concert the next time they come to town.

I do like "Figured You Out".




Oh, the naughty one...I kind of like that one too.

I rescind my derision.
11/9/2007 5:44:21 PM EDT
[#24]

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Oh, the naughty one...I kind of like that one too.

I rescind my derision.


Sellout! Am I the only true hater here?

OTOH, I do kinda dig that song Far Away.
11/9/2007 5:45:05 PM EDT
[#25]
I like Nickelback.  Feel free to flame me.
11/9/2007 5:45:57 PM EDT
[#26]

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Oh, the naughty one...I kind of like that one too.

I rescind my derision.


Sellout! Am I the only true hater here?

OTOH, I do kinda dig that song Far Away.




LMFAO!
11/9/2007 5:47:13 PM EDT
[#27]
I don't like them at all.  Trailer trash anthems for the masses.  Apparently a group of guys in the shop does like them, and I am so fucking sick of that shit I am dreaming of ways to accidentally destroy several radios at the same time.  

Nickelback = CRAP
11/9/2007 5:54:49 PM EDT
[#28]

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I don't like them at all.  Trailer trash anthems for the masses.  Apparently a group of guys in the shop does like them, and I am so fucking sick of that shit I am dreaming of ways to accidentally destroy several radios at the same time.  

Nickelback = CRAP


You like one song. What is it?
11/9/2007 5:54:50 PM EDT
[#29]
No matter how bad they are, they can't be worse than Hinder.
11/9/2007 6:00:56 PM EDT
[#30]
Secretary rock
11/9/2007 6:00:59 PM EDT
[#31]

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I like Nickelback.  Feel free to flame me.


+1

11/9/2007 6:01:18 PM EDT
[#32]

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Oh, the naughty one...I kind of like that one too.

I rescind my derision.


Sellout! Am I the only true hater here?

OTOH, I do kinda dig that song Far Away.




LMFAO!

Silly boys.




eta:  I like a couple songs too.....

But they do tend to stick to one type of sound, don't they...
11/9/2007 6:01:32 PM EDT
[#33]

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I don't like them at all.  Trailer trash anthems for the masses.  Apparently a group of guys in the shop does like them, and I am so fucking sick of that shit I am dreaming of ways to accidentally destroy several radios at the same time.  

Nickelback = CRAP


You like one song. What is it?



lol


it would follow the trend in this thread
11/9/2007 6:02:37 PM EDT
[#34]
I'll play along.  I enjoy the END of all their songs.
11/9/2007 6:16:26 PM EDT
[#35]

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But they do tend to stick to one type of sound, don't they...
some bands are like that.  Take Green Day for example.  Their songs are good, but their new-ish stuff seems like every song plays the same 3 chords.
11/9/2007 6:18:36 PM EDT
[#36]
I enjoyed this translation of one of their 'hits' Frodo Graph
11/9/2007 6:23:29 PM EDT
[#37]
Nickelback is very likely the suckiest band in the history of suckdom.

These people in Portugal had the right idea about how to deal with these fruits: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQzhOyHTarU
11/9/2007 6:25:19 PM EDT
[#38]

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But they do tend to stick to one type of sound, don't they...
some bands are like that.  Take Green Day for example.  Their songs are good...


Really...I think they're still trippin' over why we always send the poor.
11/9/2007 6:28:00 PM EDT
[#39]

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But they do tend to stick to one type of sound, don't they...
some bands are like that.  Take Green Day for example.  Their songs are good...


Really...I think they're still trippin' over why we always send the poor.
? confused
11/9/2007 6:28:48 PM EDT
[#40]

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Nickelback is very likely the suckiest band in the history of suckdom.

These people in Portugal had the right idea about how to deal with these fruits: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQzhOyHTarU


OMG thanks for that link!!!!  You just made my night!

11/9/2007 6:31:11 PM EDT
[#41]

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But they do tend to stick to one type of sound, don't they...
some bands are like that.  Take Green Day for example.  Their songs are good...


Really...I think they're still trippin' over why we always send the poor.
? confused


Nevermind, wrong band that I hate.
11/9/2007 6:31:33 PM EDT
[#42]

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But they do tend to stick to one type of sound, don't they...
some bands are like that.  Take Green Day for example.  Their songs are good...


Really...I think they're still trippin' over why we always send the poor.
? confused


Nevermind, wrong band that I hate.
gotcha.  
11/9/2007 6:34:43 PM EDT
[#43]

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Sellout! Am I the only true hater here?

OTOH, I do kinda dig that song Far Away.


No, you're not

Nickelback = audiorape.
11/9/2007 6:35:27 PM EDT
[#44]
Envy and Jealousy is all it is.


11/9/2007 6:37:29 PM EDT
[#45]
edited
11/9/2007 6:38:15 PM EDT
[#46]
I could see hating the Backstreet Boys or some other smarmy pop.  But Nickleback?
11/9/2007 6:38:23 PM EDT
[#47]

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can I ask you something Gloftoe?

Not flaming, just a question.

How many albums have you released? How many awards have you won due to your musical talent? How many venues have you played? sold out?


Exactly Zero.  But then again, I don't claim to have any musical talent.
11/9/2007 6:39:13 PM EDT
[#48]

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I could see hating the Backstreet Boys or some other smarmy pop.  But Nickleback?


Check the link for their creativity and originality.
11/9/2007 6:39:22 PM EDT
[#49]

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can I ask you something Gloftoe?

Not flaming, just a question.

How many albums have you released? How many awards have you won due to your musical talent? How many venues have you played? sold out?


Exactly Zero.  But then again, I don't claim to have any musical talent.
ah ok. Thanks!

11/9/2007 6:39:47 PM EDT
[#50]

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Envy and Jealousy is all it is.




Been addressed.  That would be reserved for accomplished, talented musicians.
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