Posted: 11/5/2007 6:34:26 PM EDT
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I am constantly tormenting my kids and my girlfriends kids. Her youngest is still kind of gullible. One would figure that after 6 yrs nothing I say should be taken seriously, yet she does. Anyway they were commenting on how good the mashed taters were tonight and I told them that I use a splash of Chimpanzee milk. They wanted proof but I said I tossed the can. I told them they came in cans like evaporated milk and it was getting more popular because of the similarities between the species and it was literally 500x healthier than cow milk. GF oldest daughter knew it was BS but still almost puked after dipping her desert cookies in a glass of milk. Youngest had doubts but a realistic can of evaporated Chimpanzee milk may go over really well. So I put this request to you gods of Photo manipulation. Possible to do a can label that I can glue over a can of evaporated milk? Hell just think of all the fun we can all have with them. I wont show it outright. Just next time I am making mashed taters I will leave an open can next to the bowl by the mixer and let them see it. |
