Posted: 10/30/2007 4:24:51 PM EDT
I live in an condo building. On the same floor as me, is a single male about 35 years old. Not really friends with him, we just basically say hi and bye. He appears to drink a lot and is a city bus driver . Anyway, he knocks on my door this morning and asks if I can help him. I ask in what way. He asks if he can come into my place  . I open my door further and in he walks, as he walks in, he says I've been "robbed". I asked why are you coming to me and not the police? He said he just wanted advice and that he already called the police right after he was "robbed". So, I ask, what happened?He said he got out of his taxi to enter the building in which we live. He spots this "lady" and starts up a conversation with her. They BS for a little while and he invites her to his place, she agrees to go. In his place, they have a beer. She starts getting more comfortable and starts to strip . He goes into the bathroom to freshen up. When he comes out of the bathroom, he does not see her, his keys and some other belongings are scattered on the floor.......including his wallet. He looks in his wallet and surprise, $120.00 is gone and so is she   .At this point I start laughing like crazy. He says to me, you think this is funny? I said, without question,yes, it's histerical......you got pinched!!! I asked what the cops said, he said they started laughing too . I said, well, it is what it is and it's friggin funny, come on !!He asked me what he should do  . I told him, nothing. What else can you do? You got rolled and you didn't even get pleasured! You take a perfect stanger in your home, you screwed up. Now go find a nice girlI'm gonna guess, he won't come to me for advice anymore. |