These are the salad days for one lucky skunk. Officer James Kellett said a skunk whose head was stuck in an empty salad dressing jar wandered into the police station's parking lot Thursday in Carrollton Township, near Saginaw and about 80 miles north of Detroit.
Kellett wanted to serve and protect the white-striped weasel, but wasn't interested in any resistance — spray or otherwise. So he grabbed a BB gun used in hunters' safety courses and shot at the jar from about 40 feet.
The shots cracked and shattered the jar, leaving a glass collar around the skunk's neck. With its head free, the skunk ran off.
"I didn't want to use deadly force, and it is a residential area," Kellett told The Saginaw News. "The way he was when he took off, he was able to eat, breathe and spray — and do anything else skunks like to do."
Kellett didn't get much in the way of gratitude, but he's grateful the skunk didn't spray. And the makers of T. Marzetti's salad dressing are sending the officer coupons good for free dressing as a reward.
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Information from: The Saginaw News, http://www.mlive.com
Posted: 10/6/2007 10:43:19 AM EDT
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Cop uses BB gun to save 'jarhead' skunk
Sat Oct 6, 1:56 AM ET
These are the salad days for one lucky skunk. Officer James Kellett said a skunk whose head was stuck in an empty salad dressing jar wandered into the police station's parking lot Thursday in Carrollton Township, near Saginaw and about 80 miles north of Detroit.
Kellett wanted to serve and protect the white-striped weasel, but wasn't interested in any resistance — spray or otherwise. So he grabbed a BB gun used in hunters' safety courses and shot at the jar from about 40 feet.
The shots cracked and shattered the jar, leaving a glass collar around the skunk's neck and large shards of glass in the skunks eyes. With its head free, the skunk ran off.
"I didn't want to use deadly force, and it is a residential area," Kellett told The Saginaw News. "The way he was when he took off, he was able to eat, breathe and spray — and do anything else skunks like to do."
Kellett didn't get much in the way of gratitude, but he's grateful the skunk didn't spray. And the makers of T. Marzetti's salad dressing are sending the officer coupons good for free dressing as a reward.
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Information from: The Saginaw News, http://www.mlive.com
Posted: 10/6/2007 10:46:58 AM EDT
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You're just biased.
Posted: 10/6/2007 10:48:37 AM EDT
[#3]
Some phrase comes to mind about GD. Something about "bitching if hung with a new rope."
Posted: 10/6/2007 10:52:31 AM EDT
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Fucking JBT
Posted: 10/6/2007 10:53:41 AM EDT
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Quoted: Fucking JBT
That's the spirit!!!
Posted: 10/6/2007 11:00:44 AM EDT
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Quoted: Fucking JBT
That's the spirit!!!
As you can tell I have a skunk problem at my house
Posted: 10/6/2007 11:03:46 AM EDT
[#7]
Wow, a punk skunk with a broken glass collar. He just needs to get that white stripe dyed pink, and maybe a piercing.
Posted: 10/6/2007 11:40:00 AM EDT
[#8]
Good shoot..
Posted: 10/6/2007 11:42:18 AM EDT
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Quoted: Fucking JBT
That's the spirit!!!
As you can tell I have a skunk problem at my house