Posted: 9/24/2007 9:19:18 AM EDT
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Without getting into particulars, i have annoying neighbors. I want to make the little dog they have yelp at all hours of the day and nite. Figuring this will drive them nutz if they cant figure out the reason. Is there a PROVEN method of causing a dog to yelp on my command, electronic,whistle, etc. Please try to keep it realistic, no 105mm howitzers in the yard, screaming meemee landmines, or stuka divebombers. Remember i live in the perimeter, the colateral damage effects me. Cant wait for the response. 
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I like!  ugh...As far as annoying neighbors, I tell you, I have the worst. Best thing you can do is simply forget they exist. Starting wars will not make them less annoying. Kill 'em with indifferent kindness:Smile and wave (all the while thinking, "you neighbor, are a bottom feeding, window-licking, dumbass of epic proportion." |
Wuss. Throw an absolute raging party. The kind of party where it looks like a Mongol Horde rampaged through the area. If your neighbors fear you, it's just as effective as if they respect you..
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I stand corrected  |
Never attempt through diplomacy what can be accomplished with overwhelming and awesome violence. Whaddya say we go take over a small south American country? Some place with a nice beach and plenty of distilleries? 
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Bad thing is, *their* little snookum-wookums barking its head off probably won't bother *them* at all -- but it will drive *you* nuts. Same as people with screaming kids in restaraunts. While the dog is as much a victim of the a$$hole neighbors as you are, nonetheless, the dog *is* the problem. The thing hasn't dug a hole under the fence to escape... yet? Dogs have a way of getting out and getting lost away from home ya know. I'm just sayin'. |