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9/21/2007 9:55:35 PM EDT

Heres mine.

9/21/2007 9:59:16 PM EDT
[#1]
Bear swim, everyone else out!
9/21/2007 10:00:31 PM EDT
[#2]
Here Seal Seal Seal! It's feeding time!

(Polar Bears, unlike the common house cat, have excellent spelling abilities).
9/21/2007 10:04:15 PM EDT
[#3]
Damnit Lootie, Those be my Heinekens!!!!
9/21/2007 10:04:54 PM EDT
[#4]
ICE, ICE, BABY..DUM DUM DUM DUM DE DE DUM DUM....ICE , ICE , BABY
9/21/2007 10:05:24 PM EDT
[#5]
Yes! A Lootie reference! This thread is now chock full of win!
9/21/2007 10:05:42 PM EDT
[#6]
"Simon says, toss me your cotton candy......Hey damn you, Simon says!"
9/21/2007 10:05:46 PM EDT
[#7]
Attention environmentalists......STOP TRYING TO SAVE ME - I DONT NEED OR WANT YOUR HELP!!!
9/21/2007 10:06:01 PM EDT
[#8]
tag for later
9/21/2007 10:06:36 PM EDT
[#9]
You!

On top of the glacier!

Just calm down and step away from the edge!

Lot's of animals were nested by their fathers!
9/21/2007 10:06:57 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
Attention environmentalists......STOP TRYING TO SAVE ME - I DONT NEED OR WANT YOUR HELP!!!


My personal favorite.  
9/21/2007 10:07:29 PM EDT
[#11]
9/21/2007 10:08:19 PM EDT
[#12]
ARFCOM goose call
9/21/2007 10:09:15 PM EDT
[#13]
GET THE HELL OUTTA MY POOLS!!!!!!!!!!!
9/21/2007 10:09:26 PM EDT
[#14]
Ignore da signs and get in my mouf!
9/21/2007 10:09:31 PM EDT
[#15]
Polar Bear Tour Guides:
"And now if you will turn your attention to the scat pile...."
9/21/2007 10:15:57 PM EDT
[#16]
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!!!"
9/21/2007 10:17:22 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!!!"


9/21/2007 10:17:37 PM EDT
[#18]
FUCK AROCK!
9/21/2007 10:22:33 PM EDT
[#19]
9/21/2007 10:25:19 PM EDT
[#20]
Timothy Treadwell...it's what's for dinner.
9/21/2007 10:26:18 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
Timothy Treadwell...it's what's for dinner.


Nice!
9/21/2007 10:26:36 PM EDT
[#22]
Or how about


Leave Britney Alone!

or

Free SteyrAug!
9/21/2007 10:27:14 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
Timothy Treadwell...it's what's for dinner.


9/21/2007 10:27:20 PM EDT
[#24]
molon labe?
9/21/2007 10:27:22 PM EDT
[#25]
File that front sight, I'm coming out!
9/21/2007 10:29:47 PM EDT
[#26]
Free the JENA 6!!!

9/21/2007 10:43:39 PM EDT
[#27]
"What did the polar bear say when it saw the igloo?
Ooohh! I LOVE these things! Crunchy on the outside - with a nice chewy center! Get It? Chewy in the Center!"

"hey be sure to tip the bartender..they work for a livin' and I'm here all week long g'night everybody!"
9/21/2007 11:19:12 PM EDT
[#28]
Hey you, yeah you, No Running by the pool!
9/22/2007 2:10:35 PM EDT
[#29]
For the day crew,

9/22/2007 2:20:31 PM EDT
[#30]
Can you hear me now? ........
Can you hear me now?  ........

.
9/22/2007 2:21:32 PM EDT
[#31]
height=8
Quoted:
Timothy Treadwell...it's what's for dinner.



Tastes like chicken..

.
9/22/2007 2:54:14 PM EDT
[#32]


Ok, yeah, hahaha, about the penguins in the coke commercial, I so ate them, yeah,.... my kids tore their ass's up! Pretty funny story really. Ate the director too, that's 'sss pretty much how I got his megaphone,

The blood? Yeah, why do you think I'm in the water. Cold salt water baby, & I mean seriously cold salt water, makes bleach look useless Try it, you'll never go back to bleach.

Hey, if you wanna swim, it's cool, I won't eat you, yeah right, You guys!  Ya know, this whole thing could have been so easily avoided. Like DeNiro said, it is what it is.

I am bear! Grrr Grr Gr Hear me roar, you know how it is. Don't start any there won't be any, you know that whole thingy.

Anyway,.......

Oh great now I'm rambling, that's what having a megaphone in your paws will do. I was afraid of that.


9/22/2007 2:56:00 PM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Timothy Treadwell...it's what's for dinner.



The other white meat.
9/22/2007 2:56:17 PM EDT
[#34]

Quoted:
www.tasmedia.org/files/Climate%20Change%20Protest%20pic%20by%20Grant%20Neufeld%20CCLic%202006.jpg

Ok, yeah, hahaha, about the penguins in the coke commercial, I so ate them, yeah,.... my kids tore their ass's up! Pretty funny story really. Ate the director too, that's 'sss pretty much how I got his megaphone,

The blood? Yeah, why do you think I'm in the water. Cold salt water baby, & I mean seriously cold salt water, makes bleach look useless Try it, you'll never go back to bleach.

Hey, if you wanna swim, it's cool, I won't eat you, yeah right, You guys!  Ya know, this whole thing could have been so easily avoided. Like DeNiro said, it is what it is.

I am bear! Grrr Grr Gr Hear me roar, you know how it is. Don't start any there won't be any, you know that whole thingy.

Anyway,.......

Oh great now I'm rambling,
that's what having a megaphone in your paws will do. I was afraid of that.




9/22/2007 3:02:38 PM EDT
[#35]


Al Gore sez I's goin extinct, and all he gave me was this lousy megaphone...
9/23/2007 5:49:36 AM EDT
[#36]
9/23/2007 5:58:56 AM EDT
[#37]
All your seals are belong to me!
9/23/2007 6:01:23 AM EDT
[#38]
Anyone seen my ice floe? I think global warming melted it!
9/23/2007 12:11:24 PM EDT
[#39]
OMG!!!!! MY NATURAL HABITAT HAS MELTERED!!!!!1!1!!!1!!!oneoneeleventyone!!!
9/23/2007 12:23:04 PM EDT
[#40]
Don't tase me bro!



9/23/2007 12:24:18 PM EDT
[#41]
It sucks being the only white guy at the protest...
9/23/2007 12:35:36 PM EDT
[#42]
no damn it, for the last time, I do not want a Coke and a smile. I want a Beer and a Steak.
9/23/2007 12:38:34 PM EDT
[#43]
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

It's a bear.  They can't talk.