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9/15/2007 11:16:14 PM EDT
So we had a house party last night. Good times were had. It was a BYO type affair, and one dude took that VERY seriously evidently because he brought a keg! Needless to say, there were shennagins galore.

One thing that wasn't cool is that people were out on my patio smoking. I don't have a problem with that, but this morning i come to find out that they were throwing their butts on the ground. How fucking disgusting. I maintain that smokers are the most disgusting, inconsiderate people on the fucking planet. I really don't give a shit if they smoke outside, but to throw their biohazard used cigarette butts on my porch is just a dick thing to do, especially when there was a perfectly good trash can in the middle of the patio for people to throw their dead beers into.  

Probably the same retards who throw lit cigs out of their car, and then wonder why there are wildfires along the highways....

/rant
9/15/2007 11:18:01 PM EDT
[#1]
They were probably drunk. Give them a pass on this one. Worse things have happened when hosting a kegger.
9/15/2007 11:19:08 PM EDT
[#2]
that and most smokers sit there hocking fucking loogies all over the damn place. All my smoker coworkers who get a fkn break every 5 minutes to go light one up do it right outside of work and it is repulsive as all hell.
9/15/2007 11:22:13 PM EDT
[#3]
Wow, you throw a party, invite people over, encourage them to drink.......and you're mad because they threw butts on your lawn.


I'm gonna go outside and ponder this while I smoke a newport. K thnx bye.
9/15/2007 11:25:14 PM EDT
[#4]
at least theres no holes in the wall
9/15/2007 11:28:40 PM EDT
[#5]
But did they at least call you sir? What about your guns, were they locked up? Wouldnt want them to get damaged.
9/15/2007 11:29:52 PM EDT
[#6]
4/10
9/15/2007 11:34:52 PM EDT
[#7]
You threw a party, and oh my God, you just might have some cleaning up to do afterwards.  I guarentee that when you put on some gloves and pick up the butts (along with all the other trash that may have been left during said "shenanigans"), it'll look as good as new.
9/15/2007 11:35:09 PM EDT
[#8]
9/15/2007 11:37:11 PM EDT
[#9]
I'm against that, for the record.  Though, after hosting dozens of parties for my department at my house over the past few years, I consider butts in the yard, deck, porch,...  inevitable.  Still, it's f'ing nasty.
9/15/2007 11:37:34 PM EDT
[#10]
Gheyest rant ever.

9/15/2007 11:40:08 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
But did they at least call you sir? What about your guns, were they locked up? Wouldnt want them to get damaged.




I had to read that twice before I got it.
9/15/2007 11:42:15 PM EDT
[#12]
Be happy you didn't find skoal in your wine glasses.
9/15/2007 11:49:32 PM EDT
[#13]
Dude, I'm w/ ya.

It's not like it takes THAT much effort to put it out and even put it in a nice pile in the corner.  I expect to clean up, but when there is a big ass trash can in the middle of a room you expect the beer cans to make it there.

Smokers seem to think that when their butts hit the ground, they instantly disapear.  News flash, THEY DON'T.  That said, I hope it was a great party.  I figure parties are measured by the number of boobs flashed, or the number of things you have to fix later.
9/15/2007 11:52:42 PM EDT
[#14]
3
9/15/2007 11:53:54 PM EDT
[#15]
Simple solution.  Don't host parties.  Alcohol+people=shit you don't want to see in the morning.
9/16/2007 12:04:07 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
Dude, I'm w/ ya.

It's not like it takes THAT much effort to put it out and even put it in a nice pile in the corner.  I expect to clean up, but when there is a big ass trash can in the middle of a room you expect the beer cans to make it there.

Smokers seem to think that when their butts hit the ground, they instantly disapear.  News flash, THEY DON'T.  That said, I hope it was a great party.  I figure parties are measured by the number of boobs flashed, or the number of things you have to fix later.


there were maybe 40 or so people there, LOTS of beer being consumed, and only maybe 3 or 4 people were smoking, but there were far more cig butts that needed to be cleaned up in the morning than empty beer containers.  As drunk as people were, they were still considerate enough to put their empties in the trash can provided.  I think you're right about smokers thinking their butts disappear the instant they hit the ground.  Evidence can be had at every curb in the country.  They'll sit in their car sucking that nastiness into their bodies, but refuse to put the cig out in the ash tray that is standard equipment in their car.

don't get me wrong, this isn't an anti-smoker thread.  I really don't care if people smoke (as long as it isn't inside my house or car) i just hate it when they're inconsiderate with their trash.
9/16/2007 12:06:05 AM EDT
[#17]
in Mad Men smoking is stylish , I remember ash trays everywhere full of cigs in those days , now its maybe stylish to litter with them ...


We always have a huge 4th of July party at home in Pa. lots of fireworks and food , people , kids .. Our main concern is the safety since there is somany things being ignited..

So far its been great,, but the mess is always insane ..

9/16/2007 12:07:30 AM EDT
[#18]
Anyone who flicked their butts on the ground at my place wouldn't be invited back.

9/16/2007 12:17:29 AM EDT
[#19]
Don't be a wuss.

And no, I don't smoke.
9/16/2007 12:21:26 AM EDT
[#20]
So, how many ashtrays did you put out for the party?
9/16/2007 12:24:34 AM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Dude, I'm w/ ya.

It's not like it takes THAT much effort to put it out and even put it in a nice pile in the corner.  I expect to clean up, but when there is a big ass trash can in the middle of a room you expect the beer cans to make it there.

Smokers seem to think that when their butts hit the ground, they instantly disapear.  News flash, THEY DON'T.  That said, I hope it was a great party.  I figure parties are measured by the number of boobs flashed, or the number of things you have to fix later.


there were maybe 40 or so people there, LOTS of beer being consumed, and only maybe 3 or 4 people were smoking, but there were far more cig butts that needed to be cleaned up in the morning than empty beer containers.  As drunk as people were, they were still considerate enough to put their empties in the trash can provided.  I think you're right about smokers thinking their butts disappear the instant they hit the ground.  Evidence can be had at every curb in the country.  They'll sit in their car sucking that nastiness into their bodies, but refuse to put the cig out in the ash tray that is standard equipment in their car.

don't get me wrong, this isn't an anti-smoker thread.  I really don't care if people smoke (as long as it isn't inside my house or car) i just hate it when they're inconsiderate with their trash.


That's the ironic thing.  The beer drinkers wouldn't wantonly throw their beer cans over the balcony or drop them where they stand by any means, but someone smoking a cig would simply toss the butt without a care.

I personally don't care if people smoke, even around me.  I grew up w/ it.  but just throw or discard your butt appropriately.  I suggest, and might even try, having a decorative bowl thing outside, with sand in it, for people to put their butts in.  If that doesn't work, I guess I'll have to draw down on them.
9/16/2007 12:25:29 AM EDT
[#22]
You let people get ripped at your place and are surprised when they make a mess?
9/16/2007 12:52:02 AM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:
Wow, you throw a party, invite people over, encourage them to drink.......and you're mad because they threw butts on your lawn.


I'm gonna go outside and ponder this while I smoke a newport. K thnx bye.


+1

Yeah, no shit...

Lets ponder this for a minute while I puff away on my Marlboro....

Fresh out of college, has a kegger at his house and doesn't expect this type of shit to happen? Did he learn anything durring those four years


Wonder how many biohazard beer bottles / empty cups were left lying around afterwards

BTW, I am not a fucking slob, especially at other people's houses..I throw away my trash...and I do use the ashtray in my vehicle. Not all of us smokers act like total assclowns.

9/16/2007 1:14:37 AM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Wow, you throw a party, invite people over, encourage them to drink.......and you're mad because they threw butts on your lawn.


I'm gonna go outside and ponder this while I smoke a newport. K thnx bye.


+1

Yeah, no shit...

Lets ponder this for a minute while I puff away on my Marlboro....

Fresh out of college, has a kegger at his house and doesn't expect this type of shit to happen? Did he learn anything durring those four years


Wonder how many biohazard beer bottles / empty cups were left lying around afterwards

BTW, I am not a fucking slob, especially at other people's houses..I throw away my trash...and I do use the ashtray in my vehicle. Not all of us smokers act like total assclowns.



Good for you.  Read above and you will see that everyone else threw their shit away.  This is a common smoker's problem.  I know, my brother, dad, and mom smoke.  Guess what, when they come over, I have to pick up their butts.  At my brother's house, they are all over his front yard.  

When you go to someone's house and have a piece of candy, do you throw the wrapper on the ground?  Probably not.  It is a kind of urge though.  In college, I used to smoke and I remember taking that last puff and feeling the urge to fick it somewhere.

Point is, you are invited to someone's house, be considerate and throw you're shit away, or be prepared to come over and pick up your shit.  AND YES, my friends do this.
9/16/2007 1:25:55 AM EDT
[#25]
time for the anti-smoker thread again?

smokers + intoxication = smoke and pitch the butt... just like most drunk people there isn't much thought process going on.
9/16/2007 1:50:02 AM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:
So we had a house party last night. Good times were had. It was a BYO type affair, and one dude took that VERY seriously evidently because he brought a keg! Needless to say, there were shennagins galore.

One thing that wasn't cool is that people were out on my patio smoking. I don't have a problem with that, but this morning i come to find out that they were throwing their butts on the ground. How fucking disgusting. I maintain that smokers are the most disgusting, inconsiderate people on the fucking planet. I really don't give a shit if they smoke outside, but to throw their biohazard used cigarette butts on my porch is just a dick thing to do, especially when there was a perfectly good trash can in the middle of the patio for people to throw their dead beers into.  

Probably the same retards who throw lit cigs out of their car, and then wonder why there are wildfires along the highways....

/rant


Holy crap Nancy, you invited people over to drink.  Chill out.

Your post could have read "Drunks set my trash can on fire" instead.
9/16/2007 2:02:52 AM EDT
[#27]
As long as you didnt have stains that show up under UV light....
9/16/2007 2:28:42 AM EDT
[#28]
An easy solution to the problem is - don't invite smokers. But then you wouldn't have reason to whine
9/16/2007 2:36:19 AM EDT
[#29]
People who still smoke are dumb.
9/16/2007 2:51:41 AM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
So, how many ashtrays did you put out for the party?


I don't smoke but can't wait to hear the answer to this question.


Quoted:
But did they at least call you sir?


9/16/2007 3:04:48 AM EDT
[#31]
Dont have beer parties if you dont want stuff broke or trashed.  You brought it on yourself.  
9/16/2007 3:11:35 AM EDT
[#32]
I'm guessing the smokers didn't throw their butts into the trashcan because of old habit - didn't want to start a fire.  Was it a plastic garbage can with a plastic liner?  Even if not, there could still be some paper plates or other combustible items in there.

Give them a metal bucket to throw their smokes into.
9/16/2007 3:14:21 AM EDT
[#33]

Quoted:

Quoted:
But did they at least call you sir? What about your guns, were they locked up? Wouldnt want them to get damaged.




I had to read that twice before I got it.


Double whammy

So basically, OP is saying he invites "Filthy inconsiderate pricks" over to party.
9/16/2007 3:26:03 AM EDT
[#34]
If butts is the worst that needed to be accounted for, I'd say you had a pretty lame party
9/16/2007 3:28:17 AM EDT
[#35]
Most smokers, even drunk ones, won't throw their butts into a trash can containing flammable items.  Some training works even when intoxicated.

If you did not think to set out some sort of ashtray(s), then most smokers will either drown their butt in their nearly empty drink and toss the whole thing, or if the drink is a fresh one, then the butt goes on the grount to be stomped out.  I'm guessing, but if you have a glance at your trash, I'll bet you will find more than a few drink cups with butts in them, and likewise beer bottles.

If you did not disallow smoking, and failed to set out ashtrays or the like, it's your fault.  
9/16/2007 3:29:59 AM EDT
[#36]
This thread is full of pansies

Tons of metrosexual crybabies on arfcom these days. It was much better back in the good ole days.
9/16/2007 3:32:20 AM EDT
[#37]
9/16/2007 3:37:17 AM EDT
[#38]
Smokers have "rights"......didn't you know.
9/16/2007 3:42:05 AM EDT
[#39]
I never had a problem cleaning up cans and bottles when I was in NY, that deposit motivated me.
9/16/2007 3:42:07 AM EDT
[#40]
Dear Emperor

I use to be an extremely considerate smoker, always outside, always down wind, field strip the butt and put it in my pocket. never around children, even would clean up other peoples ash trays.  Cigarettes generally don't start fires (temperature is low) but even so, I'd never pitch one out.  People would always be surprised to discover I was a smoker.

Now having watched smoking be blamed for every ill conceivable on the planet, enduring the "sin" tax on cigarettes going to the moon and listening to people say smokers are "second class" citizens.

Reading on this site, how the people have rights and the rights need to be protected.
Excepting those of smokers, of course.

Now, I couldn't care less about your sensitive feelings...F*** You.

I bounce my lit cigarettes butts off people now, they get left where ever I feel like leaving them.   Especially dry kindling.

You want to castigate people...Fine, I'll live right up to your expectations.
9/16/2007 3:45:37 AM EDT
[#41]
I'm with you on this one, I hate smokers, their stink and their trash that they throw out windows and on the ground.  I LOVE that NY has strict anti smoking laws.  I'm in PA right now and unfortunately, there's smoking in restaurants.  In fact, it's the first time in years I had to respond, "non smoking please" in a restaurant.

Smokers = The Black Lung Plague
9/16/2007 4:02:57 AM EDT
[#42]

Quoted:
Wow, you throw a party, invite people over, encourage them to drink.......and you're mad because they threw butts on your lawn.


I'm gonna go outside and ponder this while I smoke a newport. K thnx bye.


You just proved the OP's assertion re: smokers.
9/16/2007 4:05:56 AM EDT
[#43]

Quoted:
This thread is full of pansies

Tons of metrosexual crybabies on arfcom these days. It was much better back in the good ole days.


One thing about the good old days is that people had common courtesy, including not throwing their litter on someone's porch.

In the "good old days" you didn't have to get upset about something like this, because people weren't so inconsiderate.
9/16/2007 4:06:54 AM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:
Dear Emperor

I use to be an extremely considerate smoker, always outside, always down wind, field strip the butt and put it in my pocket. never around children, even would clean up other peoples ash trays.  Cigarettes generally don't start fires (temperature is low) but even so, I'd never pitch one out.  People would always be surprised to discover I was a smoker.

Now having watched smoking be blamed for every ill conceivable on the planet, enduring the "sin" tax on cigarettes going to the moon and listening to people say smokers are "second class" citizens.

Reading on this site, how the people have rights and the rights need to be protected.
Excepting those of smokers, of course.

Now, I couldn't care less about your sensitive feelings...F*** You.

I bounce my lit cigarettes butts off people now, they get left where ever I feel like leaving them.   Especially dry kindling.

You want to castigate people...Fine, I'll live right up to your expectations.


OMG!  He's trampling on your "right" to throw butts on his porch!

9/16/2007 4:14:21 AM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Dear Emperor

I use to be an extremely considerate smoker, always outside, always down wind, field strip the butt and put it in my pocket. never around children, even would clean up other peoples ash trays.  Cigarettes generally don't start fires (temperature is low) but even so, I'd never pitch one out.  People would always be surprised to discover I was a smoker.

Now having watched smoking be blamed for every ill conceivable on the planet, enduring the "sin" tax on cigarettes going to the moon and listening to people say smokers are "second class" citizens.

Reading on this site, how the people have rights and the rights need to be protected.
Excepting those of smokers, of course.

Now, I couldn't care less about your sensitive feelings...F*** You.

I bounce my lit cigarettes butts off people now, they get left where ever I feel like leaving them.   Especially dry kindling.

You want to castigate people...Fine, I'll live right up to your expectations.


OMG!  He's trampling on your "right" to throw butts on his porch!



The OP called smokers "Filthy inconsiderate pricks" maybe you should take a course in comphrehension.
9/16/2007 4:16:17 AM EDT
[#46]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Dear Emperor

I use to be an extremely considerate smoker, always outside, always down wind, field strip the butt and put it in my pocket. never around children, even would clean up other peoples ash trays.  Cigarettes generally don't start fires (temperature is low) but even so, I'd never pitch one out.  People would always be surprised to discover I was a smoker.

Now having watched smoking be blamed for every ill conceivable on the planet, enduring the "sin" tax on cigarettes going to the moon and listening to people say smokers are "second class" citizens.

Reading on this site, how the people have rights and the rights need to be protected.
Excepting those of smokers, of course.

Now, I couldn't care less about your sensitive feelings...F*** You.

I bounce my lit cigarettes butts off people now, they get left where ever I feel like leaving them.   Especially dry kindling.

You want to castigate people...Fine, I'll live right up to your expectations.


OMG!  He's trampling on your "right" to throw butts on his porch!



The OP called smokers "Filthy inconsiderate pricks" maybe you should take a course in comphrehension.


So he trampled on your right not to be offended?

Your statements have basically proved his point; you seem proud of your inconsiderate nature.
9/16/2007 4:28:36 AM EDT
[#47]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Dear Emperor

I use to be an extremely considerate smoker, always outside, always down wind, field strip the butt and put it in my pocket. never around children, even would clean up other peoples ash trays.  Cigarettes generally don't start fires (temperature is low) but even so, I'd never pitch one out.  People would always be surprised to discover I was a smoker.

Now having watched smoking be blamed for every ill conceivable on the planet, enduring the "sin" tax on cigarettes going to the moon and listening to people say smokers are "second class" citizens.

Reading on this site, how the people have rights and the rights need to be protected.
Excepting those of smokers, of course.

Now, I couldn't care less about your sensitive feelings...F*** You.

I bounce my lit cigarettes butts off people now, they get left where ever I feel like leaving them.   Especially dry kindling.

You want to castigate people...Fine, I'll live right up to your expectations.


OMG!  He's trampling on your "right" to throw butts on his porch!



The OP called smokers "Filthy inconsiderate pricks" maybe you should take a course in comphrehension.


So he trampled on your right not to be offended?

Your statements have basically proved his point; you seem proud of your inconsiderate nature.


People like the OP want to speak (write) in generalties, that's their perogative. I'll be glad to fit their stereotype.
9/16/2007 4:42:11 AM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Dude, I'm w/ ya.

It's not like it takes THAT much effort to put it out and even put it in a nice pile in the corner.  I expect to clean up, but when there is a big ass trash can in the middle of a room you expect the beer cans to make it there.

Smokers seem to think that when their butts hit the ground, they instantly disapear.  News flash, THEY DON'T.  That said, I hope it was a great party.  I figure parties are measured by the number of boobs flashed, or the number of things you have to fix later.


there were maybe 40 or so people there, LOTS of beer being consumed, and only maybe 3 or 4 people were smoking, but there were far more cig butts that needed to be cleaned up in the morning than empty beer containers.  As drunk as people were, they were still considerate enough to put their empties in the trash can provided.  I think you're right about smokers thinking their butts disappear the instant they hit the ground.  Evidence can be had at every curb in the country.  They'll sit in their car sucking that nastiness into their bodies, but refuse to put the cig out in the ash tray that is standard equipment in their car.

don't get me wrong, this isn't an anti-smoker thread.  I really don't care if people smoke (as long as it isn't inside my house or car) i just hate it when they're inconsiderate with their trash.


Aren't you the dude who threw his new rifle down the driveway because you wanted it to look 'used'? (Yes, I lurked here that long ago.)

I think you might be a...what's the word?  Twatwaffle?
9/16/2007 4:47:30 AM EDT
[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Dude, I'm w/ ya.

It's not like it takes THAT much effort to put it out and even put it in a nice pile in the corner.  I expect to clean up, but when there is a big ass trash can in the middle of a room you expect the beer cans to make it there.

Smokers seem to think that when their butts hit the ground, they instantly disapear.  News flash, THEY DON'T.  That said, I hope it was a great party.  I figure parties are measured by the number of boobs flashed, or the number of things you have to fix later.


there were maybe 40 or so people there, LOTS of beer being consumed, and only maybe 3 or 4 people were smoking, but there were far more cig butts that needed to be cleaned up in the morning than empty beer containers.  As drunk as people were, they were still considerate enough to put their empties in the trash can provided.  I think you're right about smokers thinking their butts disappear the instant they hit the ground.  Evidence can be had at every curb in the country.  They'll sit in their car sucking that nastiness into their bodies, but refuse to put the cig out in the ash tray that is standard equipment in their car.

don't get me wrong, this isn't an anti-smoker thread.  I really don't care if people smoke (as long as it isn't inside my house or car) i just hate it when they're inconsiderate with their trash.


Aren't you the dude who threw his new rifle down the driveway because you wanted it to look 'used'? (Yes, I lurked here that long ago.)

I think you might be a...what's the word?  Twatwaffle?


That would be Lieutenant Twatwaffle
9/16/2007 4:52:36 AM EDT
[#50]
Biohazard?  
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