Posted: 9/7/2007 6:29:01 AM EDT
How is it that just about no matter where I go, I am getting eye-fucked by my age(24) and older(27-35) than me mothers? Seriously, I can go out to a club and be around all kinds of metro-trend-VW-Jetta-driving-fags with their 250.00 pants and 120.00 button up shirts, I'll be sporting a pair of regular 'ol jeans and t-shirt or put my teh ghey on and go metro and somehow attract every broad in the place that has a fuck trophy. I dated some chick w/ 1 kid a while back and now my friend introduces me to a chick last night that is super smokin hot, after a bit of talkin I find out this chick has 2 kids...WTF?...now the numbers are multiplying and I have more and more MILFS coming my way. What do I do?
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Yeah I am 18, it started happening last year and when I was in Mexico in June it was just plain out of hand. But good times for sure
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It's not that kids bother me, infact, I love (in a non-Michael Jackson way) kids. The thing that is the problem is the head that is attached to the wet hole in which the kid came from. There is a reason they are single mothers .... 98.72% of them are nuttier than squirrel turds, which really doesn't set them apart from women who don't have kids, it's just you don't get caught up in playing daddy and you get teh tang wheneverz you wantm where you want. |