Posted: 10/17/2001 7:42:38 AM EDT
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Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing, yet. Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? A: B-52...F-16...B-1... Q: What is the Taliban's national bird? A: Duck Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble. Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats? A: So they can see their Air Force. Q: What do osama bin laden and General Custer have in common? A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from! Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day? A: because the camels can't handle it. [devil] |