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Posted: 9/2/2007 11:34:10 AM EDT

FUNCTIONAL RETARDS:

They look pretty normal.

They can speak, read well and even drive motor vehicles.

They usually have jobs, have at least graduated high school - sometimes even graduate school.

And yet something's.....

something's very very broken inside their heads....

something in their minds are just - "not right"...

and in fact, they are SO "not right" that you just have to wonder....

HOW have they managed to live to see adulthood with such RETARDED minds....

without being seriously killed already...

Case in point.....................

Ohio Club Owner Not Thrilled About Andy Dick's Behavior During Performances

COLUMBUS, Ohio — David Stroupe said it was one of the worst experiences with a performer in the history of the Funny Bone Comedy Club.

He was referring to Andy Dick, a former co-star on the 1990s sitcom "NewsRadio," who appeared at the Funny Bone last weekend.

Stroupe, the club's managing partner, said the 41-year-old actor-comedian made inappropriate comments while on stage, groped patrons, took women into the men's room and urinated on the floor and on at least one person.

A limousine driver was to meet Dick early Monday morning at a hotel near the club, Stroupe said, but he couldn't be found and missed that morning's flight to Los Angeles.

Dick was across town, where he was issued a citation for urinating on the sidewalk by Columbus policeman John Fantin. Police eventually escorted Dick back to the hotel, Stroupe said.

Dick's manager, Max Burgos, did not immediately respond Friday to phone and e-mail messages by The Associated Press seeking comment.

Dick is scheduled to appear Thursday in Franklin County Municipal Court, but instead could pay a $126 fine and court costs for the misdemeanor offense, a court employee said.

Posted: 9/2/2007 11:35:23 AM EDT

[#1]

Never liked him.

Posted: 9/2/2007 11:35:33 AM EDT

[#2]

I fully expected to open this thread to see a picture of myself

roy d....imagine my relief

Posted: 9/2/2007 11:35:59 AM EDT

[#3]

Parents didnt beat then often enough or hard enough.

Quick severe doses of pain will correct and educate.

Posted: 9/2/2007 11:36:44 AM EDT

[#4]

He was referring to Andy Dick, a former co-star on the 1990s sitcom "NewsRadio," who appeared at the Funny Bone last weekend.

Stroupe, the club's managing partner, said the 41-year-old actor-comedian made inappropriate comments while on stage, groped patrons, took women into the men's room and urinated on the floor and on at least one person.

Case in point...never invite a guy named Mr. Dick to your nightclub.

Posted: 9/2/2007 11:36:48 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
Parents didnt beat then often enough or hard enough.

Quick severe doses of pain will correct and educate.

If I ever go to prison, I want you as a cellmate.

Posted: 9/2/2007 11:41:02 AM EDT

[#6]

what a dumbass.

Posted: 9/2/2007 11:42:22 AM EDT

[#7]

Never thought he was funny, and on top of that he turned out to be a jackass.

Posted: 9/2/2007 11:45:04 AM EDT

[#8]

Why wasn't he beaten while he was grouping women and urinating on them? Are there not any men left to give beatings to pieces of shit any more?

Posted: 9/2/2007 11:48:45 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Why wasn't he beaten while he was grouping women and urinating on them? Are there not any men left to give beatings to pieces of shit any more?

Didn't he get his ass kicked by Jon Lovitz recently?

Posted: 9/2/2007 11:49:05 AM EDT

[#10]

Get Jon Lovitz on the phone cause somebody needs to get beat down again.

Posted: 9/2/2007 11:58:23 AM EDT

[#11]

He sure is appropriately named though.

Posted: 9/2/2007 11:59:15 AM EDT

[#12]

Dick is a gay attention whore who is hell bent on getting whatever attention he can until he self destructs because he is insanly unhappy with himself and his life.

The sooner he implodes the better.

Posted: 9/2/2007 11:59:17 AM EDT

[#13]

dude if you get beat by jon lovitz..........thats........i cant think of anything.......thats just bad

Posted: 9/2/2007 12:00:47 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Get Jon Lovitz on the phone cause somebody needs to get beat down again.

I always kind of liked John Lovitz

Posted: 9/2/2007 12:02:44 PM EDT

[#15]

I'm a functional retard..

Posted: 9/2/2007 12:05:37 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
dude if you get beat by jon lovitz..........thats........i cant think of anything.......thats just bad

Oh, like you've ever slept with Morgan Fairchild.

Posted: 9/2/2007 12:08:07 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Get Jon Lovitz on the phone cause somebody needs to get beat down again.

I always kind of liked John Lovitz

If I was mega rich, I'd fly Jon Lovitz around the country so he could beat down Andy Dick when he pisses somebody off. I'd probably film it for a TV show and call it Jon Lovitz: The Dick Hunter.

Posted: 9/2/2007 12:13:32 PM EDT

[#18]

Strange cargo...

Posted: 9/2/2007 12:42:38 PM EDT

[#19]

the technical term for people like that are "gotards"

Posted: 9/2/2007 12:47:51 PM EDT

[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
dude if you get beat by jon lovitz..........thats........i cant think of anything.......thats just bad

Oh, like you've ever slept with Morgan Fairchild.

That's the ticket!!!

Posted: 9/2/2007 12:57:37 PM EDT

[#21]

I thought this was gonna' be a rollcall.

He gets paid to be outrageous. The more outrageous, the more he is "worth".

I wouldn't be surprised to see that all or at least some of his "victims" were paid in advance.

Posted: 9/2/2007 12:59:42 PM EDT

[#22]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc0CYi1QeKs

www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0yjcQNtEE4

Posted: 9/2/2007 1:20:47 PM EDT

[#23]

Thats like complaining about Andrew Dice Clay saying anti-feminist jokes after you paid him to perform at your club...

Kharn

Posted: 9/2/2007 1:26:45 PM EDT

[#24]

"Any publicity is good publicity."

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