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8/27/2007 6:23:16 PM EDT




8/27/2007 6:45:14 PM EDT
[#1]
Cool! I have seriously thought of getting a hat off Amazon for INS or Border Patrol.www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw/103-0084542-3161438?initialSearch=1&url=search-alias%3Dapparel&field-keywords=Boarder+patrol+hat&Go.x=7&Go.y=18
8/28/2007 8:36:40 AM EDT
[#2]
I just thought of this. I could wear that hat when I'm at work in the bail bonds office. I bet I would get fewer non english speaking customers.
8/28/2007 8:43:05 AM EDT
[#3]
US border patrol...we put the "panic" back into hispanic...
8/28/2007 8:46:21 AM EDT
[#4]
LOL
I'd have bought a ticket to that one. Great story.
8/28/2007 8:50:18 AM EDT
[#5]
I had a similar incident in Vegas.  My buddy was stuck in the turn lane on Sahara close to the strip (very busy road).  So I got out and started waving traffic around him as people were piling up quick.  Surprisingly people were extremely polite and moved as instructed.  Even had a couple people mouth "sorry".  Later I realized that I was wearing a Nevada State Patrol ball cap.  Then suddenly things became very clear :)
8/28/2007 8:51:54 AM EDT
[#6]
Wear an INS hat into a Mexican restaurant and see if you get served. As a matter of fact, all the servers will disappear when they see someone wearing that hat.
The one and only time I did it, all I got was a glass of water before my waiter disappeared.
For round 20 minutes or so that I was in the restaurant, everyone was asking where their waiter/waitress went!
8/28/2007 8:52:45 AM EDT
[#7]
Mistake..you left the 1911 on the seat.

Good read anyway.
8/28/2007 8:54:31 AM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Wear an INS hat into a Mexican restaurant and see if you get served. As a matter of fact, all the servers will disappear when they see someone wearing that hat.
The one and only time I did it, all I got was a glass of water before my waiter disappeared.
For round 20 minutes or so that I was in the restaurant, everyone was asking where their waiter/waitress went!


That would make a great ARFcom dare thread. If Subnet would provide live feed.
8/28/2007 9:04:41 AM EDT
[#9]
You should have just removed the shotgun shell from your ass then proceeded to load it into the shotty truck gun you should have been carrying in the first place then rack the slide and watch them disperse.  
8/28/2007 9:07:18 AM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
You should have just removed the shotgun shell from your ass then proceeded to load it into the shotty truck gun you should have been carrying in the first place then rack the slide and watch them disperse.  
Then, after you get out of jail for "brandishing," post about the awesome anal rape you got from 87 Mexicans in County lock-up.
8/28/2007 9:09:28 AM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
US border patrol...we put the "panic" back into hispanic...


Sigline material right there.  I think I'll put it on a shirt