Posted: 8/26/2007 9:08:26 AM EDT
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Pole coming...... 1. Oatmeal Raisin 2. Chocolate Chip 3. Macadamian Nut 4. Ginger Snaps 5. Other Well? My own list: #1 Oatmeal Raisin - the best Jerry, the BEST! #2. Rum balls... it's like eating cookie-crack. #3. Ginger Snaps.... fiesty little cookie that kicks a little #4. Everything else. Do not EVEN mention any store-bought bag of cloned CRAP cookies like Oreos  |
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Oh I didn't ignore them. I excluded them. Oreos aren't cookies - they're synthetic-tasting replicants. They're forgeries. They're cloned copies of some stuffy cubicle-residing accountant's idea of the most economical cookie-looking object that the fast-food-raised masses can choke down without going into neurological convulsions. Oreos are made from the indigestible waste products of Clark Griswold's efforts to create his infamous non-nutritive cereal varnish. If you change the food-coloring combination used in producing those black-and-white gag pucks you'd have exactly the same material used to make particle-board. Oreos are composed of gross, crumbly, loosely-packed composites of sawdust, sand, white-sugar, asbestos and shale powder. If you took chips of oak-bark that were burnt black and filled with them spackle - it'd still taste twice as good as an Oreo. Oreos are NOT cookies. |
 My mom makes some awesome peanut cookies. |
