Posted: 7/25/2007 5:57:47 PM EDT
This is going to be fun. JD is 100+ pounds of wide open three year old lab. It was bad enough a few days a go when I took him and my hound to get their rabies shot, Axl was in the cab with me and JD was tied off in the back. The back sliding window was open. We were crusing down the road and then the smell hit me like a brick, I thought Axl farted again so I started cussing and hitting him with my hat, he snarled and growled, the smell was so bad my eyes started burning and I thought I was going to puke, then noticed the smell was coming in the window. JD had dropped a load the size of a milk jug in the bed and the smell was being sucked in the cab. I had to stop, unload his ass, then shovel the dogshit out with an ice scraper. Anyway, JD has a tick on his dick. Before any of ya'll think what I would I was flea powdering his ass and saw it. How in the hell do you hold a 100 pund lab still long enough to grab a tick on his dick? Anyone want to help? I'll hold him. WTF will he think while I'm doing it? This could traumatize him. 
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