Damn, I wish I could be a shogun samurai
So I can swing a sword and make necks fly
Id go to school and ninja crawl through the halls
Then Id jump out and stab bitches in the balls
Cuz I remember these kids from the playground
Everybodyd hang around, we were all down
But then we grew up and everybody turned away
And now they dissin me, yellin fuck nerdy j
Its sad to think of how it changed as I got older
As I sit and draw a ninja on my folder, uh
What I would do if I only had a ninja sword
Youd see blood start flingin on the chalk board
Id tell the whole class nobody move a jiggle
First one to do, Ill make your fuckin neck wiggle
Everyone would start jockin, the news would take my picture
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)
Damn, itd feel good to see people up on it(2x)
After I was killing all the yuppie fucks
All the poor kids would come and swing from my nuts
And I would walk home feeling like a samurai
Id walk in the house and see my momma cry
Id ask why, shed point to my drunk pops
He tried to hit her again but that shit stops
I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break
I throw a roundhouse and knock his beard off his face
Id tell him, dad, now look at all your broken glass
Why dont you pick it all up and stick it in your ass?
I watch him do it, now hurry up, you take forever
When he was done, Id squeeze his butt cheeks together
Now get the fuck out my house, never come back
I throw a chinese star and stick him in his ass crack (aaahhh!!!)
I turn to my mother, Im sorry that he hit ya
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)
Damn, itd feel good to see people up on it(2x)
If I could be a ninja, my daddyd be dead
But I still gotta go to work and pay the rent
I flip french fries for two twenty-five
Mr. donny works here, hes fuckin forty-five
But he think he the shit cuz he the boss
I guess he dont know that his life is a loss
I walk in, about 5 minutes late
Cuz I was trying to clean the blood off my ninja blade but mr. donny wanna try and get up in my face
Screaming at me, sweatin over this place
Mad cuz Im late, hes no better than me
Just another bitch working for next to free
I thought about taking my ninja steel
And cuttin up his body and fry him on the grill
But hes too fuckin whack and I can kill this bitch
And I dont even need to be a ninja
Damn, I wish I could be a ninja (3x)
Damn, itd feel good to see people up on it |
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