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4/29/2007 11:36:53 AM EDT
Sorry if it's a dupe, but I guess my re-up check hasn't cashed yet:

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
4/29/2007 11:44:41 AM EDT
[#1]
Whatever it is, BASF will make it better.
4/29/2007 11:45:59 AM EDT
[#2]
Did you forget the last line of this riddle?
4/29/2007 11:49:02 AM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
Did you forget the last line of this riddle?

Yes, he did.
4/29/2007 11:49:57 AM EDT
[#4]
whats the answer?
4/29/2007 11:49:57 AM EDT
[#5]
Chuck Norris!
4/29/2007 11:55:54 AM EDT
[#6]
Without the last line it is completely different.
4/29/2007 12:03:59 PM EDT
[#7]
...waiting for last line...
4/29/2007 12:04:37 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Sorry if it's a dupe, but I guess my re-up check hasn't cashed yet:

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?


There, fixed it.
4/29/2007 12:05:53 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
...waiting for last line...


Can you guess the riddle?

eta- ah, someone beat me
4/29/2007 12:07:40 PM EDT
[#10]
No
4/29/2007 12:11:05 PM EDT
[#11]
water
4/29/2007 12:11:11 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
whats the answer?


I don't know.  Why would I ask if I already knew the answer.  Kind of presumptuos don't you think.  It's driving me crazy though.


ETA: thought it was time, but that doesn't really make sense with one or two of the questions.
4/29/2007 12:11:52 PM EDT
[#13]





The---- has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disapear.

The ---- has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As ---- is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As ---- marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As---- passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As ----  catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequal

As ----  turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As----  revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As ----  runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As ----  ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehand something so vast.


I edited out the answer.
4/29/2007 12:16:56 PM EDT
[#14]
I am the smartest man alive!!  Now off to impress the girlfriend with explaination and acting like I figured it out myself.  No credit for you.


Quoted:
Snip


What's the origin of this poem?
4/29/2007 12:30:54 PM EDT
[#15]
Any idea on origin?
4/29/2007 12:37:17 PM EDT
[#16]
I just googled the first line of the riddle & got all kinds of hits. There is a lot of discussion as to what the real answer is, I like the answer that is in the poem, but there are others that sound just as valid.
4/29/2007 12:39:44 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
I just googled the first line of the riddle & got all kinds of hits. There is a lot of discussion as to what the real answer is, I like the answer that is in the poem, but there are others that sound just as valid.


Oh, I was hoping you were going to say Hemingway.  Feeling somewhat invalidated...