Posted: 4/27/2007 6:42:32 AM EDT
 There once was a young man from Brighton, Who said to a young lass, "You're a tight'un!" She said, "Listen, Hon, You're in the wrong one. There's plenty of room in the right one." --------------------------------------------------- While once with the Duchess at tea, She asked "Do you burp when you pee?". I said (with some wit) "Do you fart when you shit?", And felt it was one up to me. --------------------------------------------------- There once was a man named Mort Whose dick was decidedly short. Behind the old Model T Is where she first showed it to me It was hairy and black, And she called it a crack, But it looked like a manhole to me. --------------------------------------------------- There once was a man from St. Clair who was screwing his wife on the stairs. The bannister broke so he quickened his stroke and finished her off in mid-air. --------------------------------------------------- There was a young girl from Kilkenny Whose usual charge was a penny For half of that sum You could roger her bum A source of amusement to many --------------------------------------------------- There was a young woman named Sally Who loved an occasional dally. She sat on the lap Of a well-endowed chap, And said, "ooh, you're right up my alley. --------------------------------------------------- There once was a woman named Alice Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus. They found her vagina Up in North Carolina, And the rest of poor Alice in Dallas. --------------------------------------------------- There once was a man from Sheen Who invented a wanking machine. On the ninety-ninth stroke the bloody thing broke, And whipped his balls for cream. --------------------------------------------------- There was a young woman of Chester, Who said to the man who undressed her, "I think you will find, That it's better behind, As the front is beginning to fester." |
