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3/22/2007 9:06:35 PM EDT
3/22/2007 9:07:38 PM EDT
[#1]
"What did the five fingers say to the face?.....SLAP!"
3/22/2007 9:11:00 PM EDT
[#2]
"I am sorry...this is a military exercise... no Air Force.  The mall is that-a-way"  
3/22/2007 9:11:09 PM EDT
[#3]
I don't care if you're ronery.
3/22/2007 9:12:12 PM EDT
[#4]
"Ladies...the bathrooms are right this way. Now, if you'll excuse me, I work for a living".
3/22/2007 9:12:43 PM EDT
[#5]
"Since I'm unable to identify your gender, I'm going to have to ask you to please head down range"
3/22/2007 9:13:30 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
"Since I'm unable to identify your gender, I'm going to have to ask you to please head down range"


3/22/2007 9:14:18 PM EDT
[#7]

i155.photobucket.com/albums/s288/mb74/Miscellaneous/FL_korea_100306.jpg


No,these men here are not afraid of your 'airsoft army'. So you'd better run along before they kick your scroungy little ass.'
3/22/2007 9:14:20 PM EDT
[#8]
"awww give him a break sarge hes a noob look at him" best I could come up with.
3/22/2007 9:16:12 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
i155.photobucket.com/albums/s288/mb74/Miscellaneous/FL_korea_100306.jpg


Do I need to remind you Red bastards what happened the last time you crossed the 38th parallel?
3/22/2007 9:17:08 PM EDT
[#10]
"Choke youself!"

"Goddamnit, with my hand!"


3/22/2007 9:25:22 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
i155.photobucket.com/albums/s288/mb74/Miscellaneous/FL_korea_100306.jpg


Do I need to remind you Red bastards what happened the last time you crossed the 38th parallel?


They are South Koreans.
3/22/2007 9:26:19 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
"Choke youself!"

"Goddamnit, with my hand!"




You have girlfriend Vietnam?
3/22/2007 9:27:53 PM EDT
[#13]
We call you our friends and all you bring is some fuckin' kimchi?
3/22/2007 9:34:46 PM EDT
[#14]
See, this is why some American's love your women so much.  When they hold it like this....
3/22/2007 9:36:44 PM EDT
[#15]
My hand slap you long time.
3/22/2007 9:45:29 PM EDT
[#16]
"Look, I've got a division landing here in exactly twenty-two minutes.  You need to get your shit off that runway."
3/22/2007 9:50:26 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
i155.photobucket.com/albums/s288/mb74/Miscellaneous/FL_korea_100306.jpg


Do I need to remind you Red bastards what happened the last time you crossed the 38th parallel?


They are South Koreans.


Obviously, but the caption wouldn't have been as funny if I acknowledged that!
3/22/2007 9:55:19 PM EDT
[#18]
"Captain Kim, those were our EOD dogs"
3/22/2007 9:56:11 PM EDT
[#19]
"Was it over when the Germans bombed pearl harbor?!?"
3/22/2007 10:09:46 PM EDT
[#20]
I said no Tats little man
3/22/2007 10:10:37 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
I don't care if you're ronery.




3/22/2007 10:17:10 PM EDT
[#22]
"run along cupcake"
3/22/2007 10:27:08 PM EDT
[#23]
"hand me the snub nose.  Where is the photographer?"
3/22/2007 10:34:48 PM EDT
[#24]
I told you to SIIHPAPP
3/22/2007 10:36:16 PM EDT
[#25]

She was aiming at the target BEHIND your car sir!
3/22/2007 10:39:20 PM EDT
[#26]
"Oh, you Koreans heard about what he said here, huh? Well this is the hand that I am going to smack Jim Zumbo with if I ever meet him..."

3/23/2007 12:01:14 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
"Captain Kim, those were our EOD dogs"


3/23/2007 4:40:28 AM EDT
[#28]
Two in the Pink,One in the stink
3/23/2007 5:11:24 AM EDT
[#29]
you get back on da corner and shake that money maker
3/23/2007 5:15:29 AM EDT
[#30]
I will give you your balls back AFTER you earn them back.

now go show me some soldiering, sissy.
3/23/2007 5:16:56 AM EDT
[#31]
No we will not give you nukes to scare off your brothers from the north!!!!  But you can build your bomb shelters over there!!!!
3/23/2007 5:24:00 AM EDT
[#32]
I said "How many Chinese are attacking?!?!"

Korean:   "Many many many Chinese!"

Marine officer:   "GODAMMIT! get me someone who can count!!!"

3/23/2007 5:35:04 AM EDT
[#33]
"The Quickie Mart is that way"
3/23/2007 5:42:10 AM EDT
[#34]
Captian Chin,  I want to know who shat right there,m and I want to know NOW!!!
3/23/2007 5:59:13 AM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:


What do you mean a 2 hour wait?!?! I see plenty of empty tables over there!!!