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2/17/2007 11:29:29 AM EDT
I'm not smart enough so I turn to you Arfcom; give me your knowledge on car pranks. Please, no "write stuff on it!!!" cause that's been done. Oh, and cheap is good cause I'm a broke college student
2/17/2007 11:33:03 AM EDT
[#1]
Leave a hose running over the roof all night long (or longer if possible). If it's cold enough, you'll have a car partially encased in ice.

Oh, and keep moving it to prevent ice inside the hose.
2/17/2007 11:35:18 AM EDT
[#2]
Get on your GF's computer, do a screen-cap of her desktop, save it as the new desktop, then trash all of the icons! She'll love it!
2/17/2007 11:37:01 AM EDT
[#3]
Wrapping in shrink wrap can be pretty funny.  

Just don't do it on a hot sunny day.

ETA cheap...  The old banana in tail pipe?  Can do that on GF later too.  
2/17/2007 11:53:43 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
Leave a hose running over the roof all night long (or longer if possible). If it's cold enough, you'll have a car partially encased in ice.

Oh, and keep moving it to prevent ice inside the hose.

I'm in Texas.....
2/17/2007 11:56:58 AM EDT
[#5]
Armor-all the windows.

Deer rut in the vents.

Raw chicken under seat.


Wait...is this somebody you like?  If so, disreguard my suggestions.
2/17/2007 11:57:58 AM EDT
[#6]
How big is the car?
2/17/2007 11:58:44 AM EDT
[#7]
It it is rear wheel drive, get a big heavy duty ZIP TIE and put it around her drive shaft.

Rocks/BBs in the hubcaps.

Goop under the door handle.

TUrn EVERYTHING on inside. radio up loud, wipers, etc.

2/17/2007 12:00:03 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
How big is the car?

toyota avalon... they messed with my 2001 silverado...
2/17/2007 12:04:11 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
Armor-all the windows.

Deer rut in the vents.

Raw chicken under seat.


Wait...is this somebody you like?  If so, disreguard my suggestions.


Wow, I'm going to try to never piss you off!
2/17/2007 12:04:37 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
How big is the car?

toyota avalon... they messed with my 2001 silverado...


Do you have access under the hood or to the car's interior?

You could pull off a few coilpacks so the car doesn't start, or seal a bag over the intake so the car starts, but then stalls out.

Filling the interior with packing peanuts is classic.
2/17/2007 12:07:29 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
How big is the car?

toyota avalon... they messed with my 2001 silverado...


Do you have access under the hood or to the car's interior?

You could pull off a few coilpacks so the car doesn't start, or seal a bag over the intake so the car starts, but then stalls out.

Filling the interior with packing peanuts is classic.

Where can I find said packing peanuts? Also what would the price run?
2/17/2007 12:10:16 PM EDT
[#12]
Are you looking to gain revenge on the girls for whom you made dinner, or the guys they are now dating?  

Blake
2/17/2007 12:11:51 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Armor-all the windows.

Deer rut in the vents.

Raw chicken under seat.


Wait...is this somebody you like?  If so, disreguard my suggestions.


Wow, I'm going to try to never piss you off!



Except for the deer rut, I've had the other things done to my truck!!!!!   The Armor-all was suposed to be funny, (it wasn't) the chicken was meant for somebody else. (note to self, never leave vehicle unlocked.0 The deer rut I've seen done to others. All very effective and hard to get rid of.
2/17/2007 12:15:41 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
How big is the car?

toyota avalon... they messed with my 2001 silverado...


Do you have access under the hood or to the car's interior?

You could pull off a few coilpacks so the car doesn't start, or seal a bag over the intake so the car starts, but then stalls out.

Filling the interior with packing peanuts is classic.

Where can I find said packing peanuts? Also what would the price run?


www.officedepot.com/browse.do?Nr=200000&N=251640

www.officemax.com/max/solutions/product/thumbnail.jsp?BV_UseBVCookie=yes&expansionOID=-536897588

officeproducts.fedexkinkos.com/ce/shop/smart_search.p_load_page_s?super_cat_id=109&cat_id=1001426&sub_cat_id=1049232&caller=browse


If the car has a sunroof, that would make it much easier.
2/17/2007 12:17:58 PM EDT
[#15]
Dog shit under the door handle.  
2/17/2007 12:19:09 PM EDT
[#16]
Replace washer fluid with cooking  oil or milk. It may go unnoticed for a while.
2/17/2007 12:30:56 PM EDT
[#17]
Rub a Habenero pepper under the door handle. I don't think it would take much. Eventually they will pick their nose/scratch their eye, etc.,.
2/17/2007 12:34:49 PM EDT
[#18]

Quoted:
Are you looking to gain revenge on the girls for whom you made dinner, or the guys they are now dating?  

Blake


2/17/2007 12:46:13 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Armor-all the windows.

Deer rut in the vents.

Raw chicken under seat.


Wait...is this somebody you like?  If so, disreguard my suggestions.


Wow, I'm going to try to never piss you off!


Heh that aint nuthin...


One funny but rather $ thing is to drill a small hole in their tire on the inside somewhere near the edge or in the sidewall.  The rubber will partially cover itself back up but will deflate.  They'll look and look for a hole but wont find one and wont think to look on the inside so they'll take it to get worked on.

Epoxy their windshield wipers to the windshield.

FilAFoam in the doorjamb/window sill/exhaust.



Happened to someone I know, someone didnt like her obviously.
2/17/2007 12:52:08 PM EDT
[#20]
Move a coworker's car from the spot they parked in, and leave a pile of broken glass near where the driver's side window was positioned. Stand by with a video camera and wait for the fun to start.
2/17/2007 1:06:53 PM EDT
[#21]
Cheese on the exhaust manifold, cat converter, or muffler.

Superglue in the doorlock.

Open cans of tuna under seat.

Buy some illegal drugs and leave them under the seat.

Drop in auto sear under seat.

Remove one spark plug wire.

Water in gas tank.

Fill the intake filter box with water.

Drill holes in the headlights and fill with water.

Tanning spray under door handle.

Superglue under door handle.

Fill radiator with plain water.

Gay sticker on bumper and or trunk.

Zip ties and large washers on drive shaft.

Loosen all but one lug nut.

Raw biscuits stuck to windows.

Brake fluid on bodywork.

Mesquite thorns in tires and or seats.

Female cat in heat in trunk.

Male cat in trunk with female cat.

Dead skunk in trunk.

Full coke can in exhaust pipe, followed by an apple or potato.

Used condom in rear seat.

Women's underwear with condom.

Cat feces on driver seat.

(Note: some may be illegal, and none will make you friends.)

2/17/2007 1:11:55 PM EDT
[#22]
This is dependent on the color of license plate you state uses (White with Black letters in Md so its convienient) take a pizza box or other white cardboard and cut it out to the shape of a license plat and create your own witty lookalike plate and just doubleside tape it over the real one.  We did it to our boss at the pizza shop I worked at in high school it said "IM GAY".  He was pulled over and the cop just said "Sir step out of the vehicle" and walked him tot he rear of his car and just pointed to the fake plate.  The officer commented on the near believability of it.

Take an anchovie (again form the pizza shop days) and wrap it in tin foil.  Poke a couple sets of holes in it with a fork and place under drivers seat during the winter.  (don't worry its still cool enough down therefor this).  in a few weeks the car will smell horribly like fish.
2/17/2007 1:14:43 PM EDT
[#23]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Are you looking to gain revenge on the girls for whom you made dinner, or the guys they are now dating?  

Blake




2/17/2007 1:23:23 PM EDT
[#24]
If  she is a LEO and has a thin blue line tag. Go to home depot and get a pack of colored elec tape and make her tag a ghey rainbow. Hell it works even if the target isn't a LEO.

We did this to a few of our LE friends who parked their cars at the FD. We have underground parking across the street from the precinct.

The part of town I worked at the time, was a " progressive/alternative" neighborhood.

The officers didn't find it near as funny as we did.
2/17/2007 1:28:54 PM EDT
[#25]
What does armor all on the windows do?
2/17/2007 1:33:47 PM EDT
[#26]
EDIT: All your page 2 are belong to post-it note prankster!



Post-it notes my friend, post-it notes..
2/17/2007 1:35:33 PM EDT
[#27]
Several dozen crickets (bait shop) in the car interior.  I've heard they like the upholstry and carpet.

2/17/2007 1:45:28 PM EDT
[#28]

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What does armor all on the windows do?



It leaves a film on the window you CAN NOT get off!!!!!  You can try every window cleaner out there!!  It will smear everything that touches it, and if you ever turn on the wipers, be prepared to get new ones...ONCE you figure out what happened!!!!  A can of Coke is the cure all for window cleaning problems...it won't touch Armor-All.
2/17/2007 1:57:16 PM EDT
[#29]
If the car is rear wheel drive, take a big zip tie and tie it to the drive shaft, leaving it long.  When they drive down the road the long end will hit on the bottom of the car making a very aggrivating ticking sound.  It's very annyoing and does NO damage.