Posted: 2/11/2007 7:31:27 PM EDT
Been awhile since I have done one of these. Got an email tonight from a nice girl, has 2 sons. Never met either of the sons. After reading her email I am wondering what kind of kids they are.... (I am sure they aren't terrible) Email is below. If y'all like I have a few more entertaining emails from the Wacky World of Singles on The Web. Email: " Sorry I was out of touch, just that I haven't been on line in awhile because I'm still working WAY too hard - and worked 5 hours this morning (I was typing to you while I was downloading my documents to e-mail to my office - I think that's what messed up). Then I spent the rest of my afternoon trying to figure out how to get a lounge chair out of the bottom of my pool - a heavy, iron lounge chair in 9 feet of freezing water!! Any ideas? It's too heavy for any type of hook to drag it out, and of course, it's right in the middle of the bottom of the pool! Never a dull moment with 2 boys running around!! How have you been? Anything exciting going on with you? "
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Ok. I just pictured kids acting like "Guns and Roses" at a hotel... heres one from last week.... "Hey Matt, You never respond to me on Yahoo messenger! I have sent you 15 emails and you must be deleting them or they are going in your junk mail. The picture I have on my profile is me!!!! Just because I dont look EXACTLY like that right now does NOT mean I am not a good person! I am a good person and it is YOUR LOSS that you don't know me. Is it all about looks anyways? God you are superficial if that is the case with you! You haven't even seen me in person, just on my webcam. And accusing me of playing tricks with pictures isn't fair!!! Everyone puts up a picture that makes them look good or a nice pcture of themselves!!! EVERYONE!!!! And Just because you think it isn't me does not mean it isnt me! I think I deserve a second chance or at least meet me for drinks! If you don't meet me for drinks or return my emails, it means YOU are and ASSHOLE who only cares about looks.!!!! So email me back and let me know if we are going to meet for drinks. If I don't hear from you then I know you are an asshole. Jill " |
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People scare me......... Have her send one of the kids in height=8
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Never could understand this one... "I WA S BORN AND RAISE D HER E BUT THEN MOVED OT VANCOUVER 27 YRS AGO CAME BACK HERE ONCE 11 YEARS AGOON MY WAY BACK FROM COSTA RICA ...I THEN MOVED AND MARRIED AN AMERICAN IN CALIFORNIA LIVED THERE FOR FOUR YEARS WAITING TO GET THE DIVORCE AND GREEN CARD THEN LIVED IN ALABAMA FOR 2 1/2 MTHS THEN VARIOUS PLACES IN FLORIDA NOW IN LONDON AND HATE THE SNOWAND COLD AND HAVE A DOOZY OF A COLD, SO I'M OFF TO BED NEED HTE SLEEP GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM " |