Posted: 12/10/2006 1:02:11 PM EDT
The spam in my GMail account has moved from the merely annoying straight through the strange and into the realm of the totally surreal. Most of these appear to come from places trying to sell me viagra, as they all have pictures with viagra and a price tag. Anyway, a few choice gems:
Sounds like they were rendered unconscious by the gas again.
This is, if I recall correctly, more or less like the disjointed speech of most true schizophrenics, although with an element of command.
This might actually be an interesting novel right here. Surely it's no harder to understand than James Joyce.
I think I remember that from the Dada exhibit that toured the National Gallery recently.
That's like a Zen koan. I think I'm making that my personal motto: Centuries ago, there is no more war. That's just a small sampling. I kind of miss the days when it was "yor p3nis is too small. Buy v1agra 4 ch3ap at www.illegitimatewebpharmacythatwillreallycutoffyourtesticles.com." On the other hand, that wasn't nearly so entertaining as this. Although I do remember the time I got an ad for breast enhancement rather than viagra. |
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I get that stuff too! Pretty trippy stuff. "asked Invitations to Madams levee are already out The graduating class Therefore obeys. The fatal pile they rear and his eyes metzler with their strom fire A faint smile even curled his lips The shakespeare drew around him Gentlemen said" |
For a while I was getting spam with curse words in the subject line - words like "cunt" and the COC-violating-N-word, but it still looked like they were generated randomly by a bot. Very strange. Maybe the Chinese spmmers should've bought a better dictionary list. 
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