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12/6/2006 12:13:26 PM EDT
Say Hello To the Goodbye Weapon





The crowd is getting ugly. Soldiers roll up in a Hummer. Suddenly, the whole right half of your body is screaming in agony. You feel like you've been dipped in molten lava. You almost faint from shock and pain, but instead you stumble backwards -- and then start running. To your surprise, everyone else is running too. In a few seconds, the street is completely empty.

You've just been hit with a new nonlethal weapon that has been certified for use in Iraq -- even though critics argue there may be unforeseen effects......

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GOODBYE!

pretty freaking awesome if u ask me
12/6/2006 12:14:07 PM EDT
[#1]
How fast will it cook a hog? That's the really important question.
12/6/2006 12:15:25 PM EDT
[#2]
I want one.

Elvis
12/6/2006 12:15:35 PM EDT
[#3]
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=523831
12/6/2006 12:16:01 PM EDT
[#4]
I bet those engineers used to stick hampsters in the microwave...

12/6/2006 12:16:37 PM EDT
[#5]
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Quoted:
How fast will it cook a hog? That's the really important question.


Yes, this info is a must. Instant BBQ, mmmmmmm...


But in all seriousness, that looks like it would work out great for crowd dispersal. Although I'd much rather be in the Hummer, not on the reciveing end.
12/6/2006 12:16:50 PM EDT
[#6]
I guess rubber boots, NBC suits, gas masks, sunglasses, and kevlar are going to become mandatory to all non-violent protests in the future.
12/6/2006 12:16:56 PM EDT
[#7]
So wait...

That thing is going to seriously damage your eyes, but they say that doesn't matter because the targets will close their eyes by reflex to protect them from the radiation. So far so good.

But this is the "goodbye weapon", meant to force crowds of people to scatter. I see a conflict forming here...

They expect the targets to run away, with their eyes closed somehow?
12/6/2006 12:17:13 PM EDT
[#8]
Will it free their minds of islam?
12/6/2006 12:17:44 PM EDT
[#9]
They should put some nose art on that Hummer. My Idea involves a soldier riding on a saddled pig thats kicking his legs.
12/6/2006 12:20:52 PM EDT
[#10]
dupe