Posted: 11/29/2006 9:41:12 PM EDT
| That is all. |
That wasn't a C-Section scar on Britney's belly. It was where my privy member jabbed through her abdominal wall when J. Lo came in and began to talk about how much my manhood impressed her. I lurched a bit. The good thing is, my wife encouraged the whole thing. "It will enhance your political viability," she said. God bless her. |
So now we know what and who is responsible for the infamous "FLAL1A Hernia" we have read so much about. |