Posted: 11/23/2006 9:18:29 AM EDT
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You are all on report... You... you... OH AND ESPECIALLY YOU!!! There in the back!! ALL OF YOU!!!! 
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Oh you are DEFINITELY on report now... You know what... Add a DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION while we are at it. |
False eyelashes, on the hoof. |
F&*%ing YUCK!!!! i used to get those bastards in my house in the summer time in NY. Late at night as you lay in bed one of those bastards climbing the wall... juuuuuuuuuust lovely. 
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 SPIDERS SPIDERS EVERYWHERE, EVERYWHERE.....crawling on the turkey, crawling in the turkey, swimming in the gravy, climbing the mashed taters....playing on the corn, leaving tiny tiny little foot tracks on the butter....nibbling on the rolls..... Spiders Spiders EVERYWHERE..... 
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Sweet! Hey, don't bogart the cranberries!!! 
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house centipede 
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Yeah I have them here in VA. I have started chemical warfare on them. I have noticed the less I see them, the more I see spiders tho. |
YOU BASTARD!!! you RUINED my ONE FAVORITE HOLIDAY!!! Bastard.... BASTARD OF THE UNIVERSE!!! |
or DrFrige's favorite 
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They're in the cranberry sauce too!   
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The fun part is when you walk into a room, turn on the lights and they scatter. |
They always forget the cranberries!!! |
One time I had a female friend of mine call me and SCREAM at me to come over and help her, because some bugs were trying to eat her. I thought oh, right, but being the nice guy I am I went over to check it out. She lived in a tiny little room, with just enough room for her single bed, and dresser. There when I got there she was shrieking at the top of her lungs on top of her bed - there were litterally several hundred of those things crawling around on her floor. It deffinately ranks in the top 5 grossest things I've ever seen. |
they used to live in the storage space in my parents garage--which was right next to the door into the house i swear, the damn things would lie in wait and then start jumping TOWARDS me 
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those guysare EVERYWHERE. They sued ot be all over my apartment. I tried to get hte lowdown on them (house centipedes) but nothing kills them, they show up for any reason.... sisters house in NY, my apt in VA.. everywhere. slow as balls till you miss witht eh newspaper, then fast as hell. I used to go after them with my airgun, then stack the bodies where they were coming from in my corner. they got the message and stopped coming. took a while though. |
I hear they use the peas and cranberries as work-out balls when they do their spider aerobics! |
You guys are killing me ya know!!!! i think I am just gonna have some crackers for dinner instead now. 
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I dont think you want to know what spiders do in a box of crackers..... let me put it this way, dont go swimming in the ocean, fish have sex in there.... 
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Excuse me??? Did you say "cracker"??? WTF?  Keep your racist epithets to your self!
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Damn Drfrige cant win today.....
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Heh, heh! Now that is a list I have aspired to be on!! |
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He's in your turkey right now! Eating the stuffing. ' target='_new'>  |
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bytor94, I would suspect that this particular spider would feel most at home in a cranberry stuffing, as his coloring is so well suited to it! Why, DrFrige could eat a TON of them, and not even know they were there! (Until they started making their way back out...) bwahahahahahahahaha!!! |
OY! You guys are friggin killing me!!! So, Nationwide... i....... I um..... ummmmmm (Shit... I have no comeback... I HAVE NO F&^%ING COMEBACK!!! mark this day in history... Nationwide has made DrFrige speechless!!!) |
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Here's a game for the good Doctor.... ETA: Briskette doesn't like this game either. |