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11/5/2006 9:18:59 PM EDT
According to Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency (FVZA), that is.

Link to the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency

Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency (FVZA),, also known as "the Vanguard," was responsible for controlling the nation's vampire and zombie populations while overseeing scientific research into the undead. This site is a tribute to the men and women who served in the FVZA, especially the over 4000 Agents who lost their lives fighting to keep our country safe. In addition to paying tribute to the FVZA, this site hopes to call attention to dangerous research being done at the Santa Rosa Institute: research that runs the risk of bringing back a scourge of vampires worse than any before.

Ok now.  Fess up.  Who all here are agents for this agency?
11/5/2006 9:20:37 PM EDT
[#1]
I've been trying to tell you guys....

Well, at least you've come around...

11/5/2006 9:20:53 PM EDT
[#2]
I am not an agent but when i seen the title i ordered thousands of rounds of ammo, then i read it.
11/5/2006 9:21:42 PM EDT
[#3]
I think I hear those black helicoptors over my house again.  
11/5/2006 9:23:00 PM EDT
[#4]
I'm one of the ones that died.
11/5/2006 9:45:48 PM EDT
[#5]
of course they are real

just go to any of the local meth producing trailer courts around here  and you can find them wandering around day or night*



* I really wish i was kidding but Im not seriously they look like toothless zombies