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Posted: 10/6/2006 3:18:56 PM EDT

I just saw a CIA recruiting commercial on TV! OMFG!

Posted: 10/6/2006 3:21:24 PM EDT

[#1]

Yeah, saw one the other day.

A real

What.

The.

FUCK?!?

moment to be sure when I caught who it was at the end.

Posted: 10/6/2006 3:22:48 PM EDT

[#2]

CIA commercials are always on the science channel.

Posted: 10/6/2006 3:24:24 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
What.

The.

FUCK?!?

They are having staffing problems. Trouble holding onto people.

There's a reason for this.

Posted: 10/6/2006 3:56:04 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What.

The.

FUCK?!?

They are having staffing problems. Trouble holding onto people.

There's a reason for this.

yeah they bail out once they get clearance and then they rehire them as consultants for 3x what they were paid

Posted: 10/6/2006 3:57:45 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What.

The.

FUCK?!?

They are having staffing problems. Trouble holding onto people.

There's a reason for this.

Hopefully they're not going to work overseas.

Posted: 10/6/2006 4:09:50 PM EDT

[#6]

Yep, been seeing them for some time now.

They don't have any jobs in the field I work in tho.
Not real shure if that's good or not.

Posted: 10/6/2006 4:10:32 PM EDT

[#7]

I talked to a CIA recruter, he was like

"Have you every killed anybody? Would you like to?"

J/K

Posted: 10/6/2006 4:15:58 PM EDT

[#8]

height=8

Quoted:
Yep, been seeing them for some time now.

They don't have any jobs in the field I work in tho.
Not real shure if that's good or not.

You probably have to have the spelling capability of at least a 6th grader anyway.

Posted: 10/6/2006 4:18:16 PM EDT

[#9]

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yeah they bail out once they get clearance and then they rehire them as consultants for 3x what they were paid

Orrrr.....the fact that the CIA is run more like the State department today than an intel/paramilitary org with more BS than your average workplace. Backstabbing, political bullshit, ass covering, etc.
You'll notice how many damaging leaks come out of there in the past couple years.

Posted: 10/6/2006 4:24:45 PM EDT

[#10]

Count me in! How much do you think the NY Times will pay me on the side?

Posted: 10/6/2006 4:34:19 PM EDT

[#11]

Yeah, of our sad assed gov't trying to get folks to work for welfare wages.

Apocalypse for them.

Posted: 10/6/2006 4:45:35 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
Count me in! How much do you think the NY Times will pay me on the side?

If you SHIT on your country "big enough" you can always get a "book deal" or a job in Hollywood.

Posted: 10/6/2006 4:55:21 PM EDT

[#13]

Seen the ad? Now take the test ...

www.cia.gov/careers/CIAMyths.html

Posted: 10/6/2006 5:09:40 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Count me in! How much do you think the NY Times will pay me on the side?

If you SHIT on your country "big enough" you can always get a "book deal" or a job in Hollywood.

Sad but true.

Posted: 10/6/2006 5:13:35 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What.

The.

FUCK?!?

They are having staffing problems. Trouble holding onto people.

There's a reason for this.

i'm going to guess it's because the place is infested with democrats.

Posted: 10/6/2006 7:10:19 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:

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yeah they bail out once they get clearance and then they rehire them as consultants for 3x what they were paid

Orrrr.....the fact that the CIA is run more like the State department today than an intel/paramilitary org with more BS than your average workplace. Backstabbing, political bullshit, ass covering, etc.
You'll notice how many damaging leaks come out of there in the past couple years.

of that I have no doubt

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