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Site News Could You Have Stopped This? Vegas Shooting Analysis with Attorneys on Retainer
9/21/2006 9:51:55 PM EDT
Steve Martin.  Damn, I forgot how funny this movie was.  

"the cans!  he hates the cans!"
9/21/2006 9:53:52 PM EDT
[#1]
"Waiter! There are snails on her plate!"
9/21/2006 9:54:29 PM EDT
[#2]
"DIE  GAS  PUMPER!!"
9/21/2006 9:56:05 PM EDT
[#3]
"I will be sending you more money, for my girlfriend said she was going to give me a blowjob"
9/21/2006 9:57:30 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
"I will be sending you more money, for my girlfriend said she was going to give me a blowjob"
"That's a good boy."
9/21/2006 9:57:59 PM EDT
[#5]

The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!
9/21/2006 9:59:04 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:
"DIE  GAS  PUMPER!!"


"DIE NAVIN R.JOHNSON,DIE! GAS PUMPER"
9/21/2006 9:59:45 PM EDT
[#7]
A classic!
9/21/2006 10:01:11 PM EDT
[#8]
all i need is this ashtray and this paddle game and that its. Thats all i need.  and this remote....
9/21/2006 10:02:40 PM EDT
[#9]
He doesn't want to put holes in the cans, he want to put
holes in you!
9/21/2006 10:02:58 PM EDT
[#10]

I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.
9/21/2006 10:04:46 PM EDT
[#11]


9/21/2006 10:05:42 PM EDT
[#12]
"I was born a poor black child."
9/21/2006 10:06:12 PM EDT
[#13]
"Ah, yes, I've heard of this... ... Cat juggling."

"Roll the ugliness."
9/21/2006 10:06:55 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
all i need is this ashtray and this paddle game and that its. Thats all i need.  and this remote....



The ashtray, the paddle game
and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches.
The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the
paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the
remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all
I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this!
The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the
matches, for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you
think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this! And
that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle
game, this magazine and the chair.
9/21/2006 10:08:14 PM EDT
[#15]
[gas customer]  Damn these glasses![gas customer]

[steve martin] Yes Sir!  I Damn thee! [steve martin]
9/21/2006 10:09:20 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:
all i need is this ashtray and this paddle game and that its. Thats all i need.  and this remote....



The ashtray, the paddle game
and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches.
The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the
paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the
remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all
I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this!
The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the
matches, for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you
think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this! And
that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle
game, this magazine and the chair.



"And my dog.   I don't need my dog"
9/21/2006 10:09:26 PM EDT
[#17]
Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child.


I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?
9/21/2006 10:10:09 PM EDT
[#18]
"First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book."
9/21/2006 10:11:58 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
"First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book."


"I'M Somebody"
9/21/2006 10:12:10 PM EDT
[#20]
"Sir ... I am a ni%%er!"
9/21/2006 10:12:22 PM EDT
[#21]
Uhh, you can't miss them, thy're pulling a small church.
9/21/2006 10:12:26 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
all i need is this ashtray and this paddle game and that its. Thats all i need.  and this remote....



The ashtray, the paddle game
and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches.
The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the
paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the
remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all
I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this!
The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the
matches, for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you
think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this! And
that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle
game, this magazine and the chair.



"And my dog.   I don't need my dog"



Shithead the dog

I have to rent it again
9/21/2006 10:13:00 PM EDT
[#23]
"I have a special purpose!"
9/21/2006 10:16:17 PM EDT
[#24]
"Holy shit! This shit really works!"
9/21/2006 10:21:08 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
"Waiter! There are snails on her plate!"


when i first read that i thought it said "snkes on a plane" I will be med free tomorrow...LMAO...BURN!
9/21/2006 11:11:11 PM EDT
[#26]
"Honey, let's see how good this guy is. Now, what do I win?"

"Anything in this general area right in here.
Anything below the stereo and on this side of the bicentennial glasses.
Anything between the ashtrays and the thimble.
Anything in this three inches right in here, in this area.
That includes the Chiclets, but not the erasers."
9/22/2006 12:36:54 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew. You're not our natural-born child.


I'm not? You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?



9/22/2006 4:21:17 AM EDT
[#28]
The advice to Navin when he leaves home is a classic :

....Don't Trust Whitey, and if you get it , see a DR. and get rid of it.

Awesome movie, much more funny with a bunch of people watching in the room with the right sense of humor.
9/22/2006 4:36:12 AM EDT
[#29]
Yea, and I take all of the cash that you have in your pocket.

Oh sure, I will just put it on the card.



Carnivle Personnel Only

Hey wait you're not carnivle personnel, he's not carnivle personnel.


I bet you can't even see the cracks in the seats.
Yes, you can, I was so embaressed that I had to put a towel over the seats so my friends wouldn't see them.
Oh, no towels, how much do you want?
Now I can fly my friends to the superbowl like a man.
9/22/2006 4:38:04 AM EDT
[#30]
It's funny this thread is here. The movie was on last night and that shit is hilarious.
9/22/2006 4:40:12 AM EDT
[#31]
Kiss my Colt!!

One of the best comedys ever, I netflixed it a few months back and I need to buy it, my wife has never seen it

9/22/2006 8:45:39 AM EDT
[#32]
So how far are you going?

To St. Louis, How about you?

To the end of this fence

HMMM.... OK
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