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9/6/2001 2:13:07 PM EDT
..."I LOVE YOU"; IN 20 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:
English. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .....................I Love You
Spanish. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .....................Te Amo
French. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .....................Je T'aime
German. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ....................lch Liebe Dich
Japanese. . . . . . . . . . . . . ....................Ai Shite Imasu
Italian. . . . . . . . . . . . . ........................Ti Amo
Chinese. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .....................Wo Ai Ni
Swedish. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .....................Jag Alskar

Alabama,Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Florida, Louisiana, North & South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, West Virginia, Mississippi
and Kentucky....Nice Tits

California...You look nice girl, but I prefer men

New York, New Jersey, Mass, Illinois.....Want to *&^%^**

Washington D.C.......................Let me check with my attorney
9/6/2001 2:18:46 PM EDT
[#1]
Polish...........Ko-Ham-Che
Not exactly but any Pole would understand.
9/6/2001 2:37:37 PM EDT
[#2]
Floridian:hey sis wipe my ass!
f-you LS1Eddie you coulden't even handle all the hot tit and ass here in cali. Yeah our gun laws suck but for you to think we are all fags come on over and i'll bend you over the sink.
BALOO.
9/6/2001 7:01:36 PM EDT
[#3]
I thought in Alabama,Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Florida, Louisiana, North & South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, West Virginia, Mississippi
and Kentucky, it was HEY sis wanna f#ck???


BISHOP
9/6/2001 7:05:03 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
I thought in Alabama,Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Florida, Louisiana, North & South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, West Virginia, Mississippi
and Kentucky, it was HEY sis wanna f#ck???


BISHOP
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Hey I'm in alabama and i'll have you know i never f'ed my sister.

Although i did do yours [:)]
mike
9/6/2001 7:30:44 PM EDT
[#5]
Beer Slayer I can't believe you banged her too!!!  
9/6/2001 7:36:04 PM EDT
[#6]
beer_slayer and biggun,

She told me that I was her one and only. Well after her dad, the milkman, the paperboy, the kid at the 7-11 and the family doberman. But they don't really count do they???

She said that Bishop woulda been in there too but he doesn't like girls.
9/6/2001 7:37:10 PM EDT
[#7]
Chinese                 : Gwa ai li     (Amoy)
                       : Ngo oi nei    (Cantonese)
                       : Wo oi nei        ( " )
                       : Ngai oi gnee  (Hakka)
                       : Ngai on ni     ( " )
                       : Ai oi ngee     ( " )
                       : Wa ai lu      (Hokkien)
                       : Wo ai ni      (Mandarin/Putonghua)
                       : Ngo ai nong   (Wu)
9/6/2001 7:37:39 PM EDT
[#8]
Japanese
: Kimi o aishiteiru (mostly male to female but can be used female to male)
: Aishiteiru (both male and female use this)
: Ora, omee no koto ga suki da (very informal,  male to female)
: Ore wa omae ga suki da (informal, male to  female)
: A-i-shi-te ma-su(both male and female use this)
: Suki desu (used at the first time, like for a
start, when you are not yet real lovers,    both male and female use this)
9/6/2001 7:38:09 PM EDT
[#9]
Korean                  : (Tangsinul) Saranghae ("I love you")
                       : (Tangsinul) Saranghaeyo (with a little respect)
                       : (Tangsinul) Saranghamnida       ( " )
                       : Nanun dangsineul saranghamnida  ( " )
                       : Tangsinul
                       : Tangsinul sarang ha yo ("I love you, dear")
                       : Dangsinul saranghee yo
                       : Saranghee
                       : Nanun dangsineul joahamnida ("I like you")
                       : Nanun dangsineul mucheok joahamnida ("I like
                                                          very much")
                       : Nanun dangsineul mucheok saranghamnida ("I love
                                                         you very much")
                       : Nanun geudae joa ("I like him" or "I like her")
                       : Nanun geudae saranghamnida ("I love him" or
                                                       "I love her")
                       : Gdaereul hjanghan naemaeum alji ("You know how
                                                   much I love him/her")
                       : Nanun neoreul saranghanda
                       : Joahaeyo ("I like you")
                       : Saranghaeyo     (more formal)
                       : Saranghapanida  (more respectful)
                       : Norul sarang hae (male to female in casual
                                                     relationship)
                       : Tangshini choayo ("I like you, in a romantic
                                                             way")
9/6/2001 7:39:37 PM EDT
[#10]
Hey Baloo,

We're real sorry that you live in CA but you shouldn't take this $h(t so seriously. Somebody from CA getting upset about fag jokes is kinda like a Pollock get bent outta shape about a dumb joke. Now go smoke a doobie and chill out dude.
9/6/2001 7:42:32 PM EDT
[#11]
Baloo,

That's pretty funny how you're gonna prove you're not a fag by bending him over the sink. You got my vote. gees...
9/7/2001 1:40:34 PM EDT
[#12]
f-you LS1Eddie you coulden't even handle all the hot tit and ass here in cali. Yeah our gun laws suck but for you to think we are all fags come on over and i'll bend you over the sink.
BALOO.
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Lighten up.  It was a joke I received via email.  Didn't mean to violate anyone's constitutionally protected right to not be offended.

Eddie
9/7/2001 1:47:36 PM EDT
[#13]
HEY!

I'm from CALI.  (Actually not "from" but I live here for now.)

ANYONE who implies that I might be GAY will immediately be subjected to the ultimate homosexual act by me.

Any questions?
9/7/2001 1:54:20 PM EDT
[#14]
Damn Baloo, who crapped in your cornflakes this morning?

Anybody else here hate people who have no sense of humor and can't take a joke? Wait, this belongs on another thread........
9/7/2001 2:04:28 PM EDT
[#15]
In Finnish it is: Minä rakastan sinua.

And a slight correction to the one LS1Eddie posted, it is: Jag älskar dig, in Swedish, the dig was missing from it.
9/7/2001 2:15:21 PM EDT
[#16]
Okinawan:

"Watashi-wa anata-o aishdemasu", or as close as I can get to it phonetically anyway (the "u" in "aishdemasu" is silent, though, just like is "desu")
9/7/2001 2:26:31 PM EDT
[#17]
HEY!

I'm from CALI. (Actually not "from" but I live here for now.)

ANYONE who implies that I might be GAY will immediately be subjected to the ultimate homosexual act by me.
------------------------------------------------

Any questions?

What would that be? You gonna sing some Village People songs or somethin???[sex]
9/7/2001 2:44:14 PM EDT
[#18]
California...You look nice girl, but I prefer men
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or

don't tell mom I did you in the ass son.
9/7/2001 6:58:21 PM EDT
[#19]
Tagalog (Filipino):  Mahal na mahal kita
Scots Gaelic:  Tha gr’adh agam ort
Afrikaans:  Ek is lief vir jou
Russian:  Ya tyebya lyublyu
Serbo-Croatian:  Volim te
Ukrainian:  Ya tebe kokhayu
Japanese (version I know, but in Japan, Seiko has 12 different meanings, and about 4 of them are obscene):  Kimi o ai shiteru
Arabic: ooheboki
Mandarin Chinese:  Wo ie ni
Urdu:  Kam prem  
Farsi (G*#D@#^ Iranians):  Tora dust me da'ram
Lebanese:  Bahibak
Israeli Hebrew:  Ane'e ohev otakh
Yiddish:  Kh’hob dikh lib  (Kind of like German in reverse)
Thai:  Khao raak thoe
Vietnamese:  Ahn yeu em


[b]NOW, for the IMPORTANT stuff!:[/b][;D]
English:  Two beers, please!
Spanish:  Dos cervezas, por favor!
German:  Zwei (or zvo, if military, due to phonetic German alphabet) bier, bitte!
French : Deux bieres, s'il vous plait!
Greek : Dhio birres, parakalo!
Russian : Dve piver, spajalsta!
Hebrew:  Shtey Bi'rot, be'va'ka'sha!
Finnish : Kaksi olutta, kiitos!  (Tuuka, this one's for you![beer])
Danish : To oele, tak!  (And when served, toast "SKOL!!!")
Italian : Due birre, perfavore
Mandarin Chinese:  Qing gei wo, liang bei pijiu!
Japanese : Biru nihon kudasai!
Afrikaans : Twee bier asseblief!
Dutch : Twee bier alstublieft!
Vietnamese : xin vui long cho toi hai chai bia

We all know why Arabic and Farsi were left out on this one.

Top that, amigos!

Semper Fi!

Ken Little <-----Misspent his youth in the USMC, and the rest of it in Chicago!
9/7/2001 7:08:14 PM EDT
[#20]
Hey Paul,
How much time have you spent in Asian houses of ill-repute?  There's no need to tell them all you love them--just pay mama-san and fuckee-fuckee!!  LOL
9/7/2001 7:11:07 PM EDT
[#21]
OK OK your only a fag if your from San Fran..

  [sex]



     NOT!!!

Cali is now tagged as the fag state..
 Take it easy on me Cali fags!!!
   Hey where is your humor..
      JK

 
9/8/2001 2:58:17 AM EDT
[#22]
kpel308, anytime buddy [:)]