Posted: 8/24/2006 2:03:17 PM EDT
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Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the heck - the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right - a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. Why the heck didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself? Sincerely, Bill Clinton |
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BITOD (back in the old days) flight attendants were hotties. Only rich businessmen and their families could afford air travel, and only college-educated hot multilingual chicks could apply. Now that the clientele has hit the trash they deserve the attendants they have. Travelling by air is no longer fun. It sucks. It's like being at Wal*Mart. |
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Hope your idea goes over better than mine did  www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=493159 |
I was thinking start profiling, stop strip-searching Grandma, and stop over-regulating what can be brought on planes would be a start.  Strippers could be a plus, but there's no room for a decent lap dance in airplanes. Although it would mean that the parents would keep the little brats off of the airplanes. |
Yeah...pretty much. |
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I don't know about saving the airlines, but to make travel more pleasant, start enforcing the carry-on rules. Oh, and stop treating the customers like cattle. Personally, I'm tired of standing in the aisle of the plane while some dipshit tries to cram an over-sized carry-on into the overhead bin. And, yes, I realize things are tight with the TSA bullshit and the need to make sure each flight is full. But, Jesus Christ, at least make an effort to get your employees to care about the passengers. Making travel more enjoyable might indeed help save the airlines. |
*ahem* www.singaporeair.com/saa/ www.jal.com/en/ |