Posted: 7/19/2006 6:49:40 AM EDT
NEWS FLASH! -Bryan/College Station's worst disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two Texas A&M students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and Rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
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I believe it. |
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On Aggies and NASA, the relationship goes back a long way...like all the way to the Apollo Program. It just so happened after Lunar materials were brought to Earth many Geology Departments at prestigious universities received small but meaningful samples to study. Alas, Texas A&M's close proximity to Houston received none. When the director at NASA received a terse letter from the Dean of Geology at A&M, he dispatched an assistant to send a sample to College Station Texas. But there were no samples left...what to do? The assistant, being a die hard burnt orange refugee from Baghdad on the Colorado (TU), decides to be an ass and went out to the back pasture at the Johnson Space Center where he picked up some rocks...it just so happens that this pasture had been under grazing lease to a farmer. Several weeks go by and the director at NASA receives a detailed report... "Lunar material sent to Texas A&M Department of Geology indicate mineralogy similar to Late Cretaceous period. Odd organic materials noted and sent to our Zoology Department. Report back from Zoology department indicates organic material consistent with ruminant fecal material. Sent further sample to Department of Veterinary Medicine. Report back from this department indicates organic material is definitely bovine in nature. Conclusion is there is definite proof the cow DID JUMP OVER THE MOON" |
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One day a t-sip was walking along a rural road and came upon an Aggie and a sheep. The sheep's head was stuck in the fence and the Aggie was going at it from behind. The Aggie sees the t-sip and asks, "Do you want a turn?". The t-sip excitedly replies "Sure!" So the t-sip goes and puts his head in the fence. |