Posted: 6/11/2006 12:39:22 PM EDT
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New York Times...Feburary 1945. It was announced today that General Dwight Eisenhower was relieved of command and placed under arrest pending a court marshal. Sources revealed that the General had placed numerous German SS troops in informal prisons WITHOUT advising them of their rights or allowing ACLU attorneys to see their clients. The ACLU has demanded the prisoners be immediately released, and called for the closing of secret prisons in North Africa, Missouri and Texas. This follows the outrageous incident in December 1944 at the so-called "Battle of the Bulge" in which German troops dressed in American uniforms were simply taken out and shot out of hand without benefit of due process, or a fair trial. The Times has learned that there are on-going investigations into the treatment of young German civilians reputed to be members of a Boy Scout-like organization known as "Werewolves". The military suspect these children of committing acts of sabotage and assassination of American troops, currently invading Germany in FDR's questionable "war" against Germany. There are reports that American troops have imprisoned and executed without trial German "Werewolf" youths suspected of engaging in protests against the American occupation of their country. Critics of the current Administration continue to question the circumstances that led us into this war. Questions go unanswered as to how the US wound up in a war against Germany when it was Japan who lashed out at America because of our embargo against the Japanese people. The administration continues to refer to the 12-7 incident as a "Dastardly attack". In related news, the Times has learned from a whistle-blower that the US military has been engaged in a secret program known as "The Manhattan Project". Apparently the military has spent billions of Dollars in unaccountable funds developing a terror weapon which they intend to use on the civilian population of Japan. Sources say that racist feeling among top military officers is driving the project to punish the Japanese people for the reputed incident known as the "Bataan Dead March" in which a tiny handful of Japanese troops failed to adequately protect captured Americans from the anger of the Philippine people. The violence was apparently over the abusive colonial system put in place after America illegally seized the Philippines after our brutal and unprovoked war against Spain. The Times publisher responded to administration charges that revealing the top secret program has put America and American troops in serious danger, by saying "The people have a Right to Know". Senate Democrats demanded that the administration turn over all records about president Roosevelt's rush to war, and the faulty intelligence that was responsible. Senator Blumpf demanded to know "What the president knew, and when did he know it". Senator Blumpf is also demanding an investigation into incidents of American troops killing German civilians during the current operations. The Senator stated that while he was interested in vague reports of mass graves in Germany and Poland, the important thing is to insure that American troops who kill civilians be immediately brought to justice, even if that adversely affects morale. Senator Blumpf again stated that "We of course support the troops, but we need to bring them home NOW". The Times continues to investigate the secret and illegal collection of telephone numbers that are making and receiving calls between telephones here in America and phones in Germany, Italy, and Japan. Sources say that the death this week of Nazi Freedom fighter Heinrich Himmler will have no effect on the "war", and that Himmler was really just a figurehead. There are questions about whether Himmler was abused by American troops before dying of injuries sustained in an attack by an American P-51 aircraft. There are reports that innocent women may have been killed in the air strike, and critics of the "war" effort are calling for investigations. |
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This is why America will lose the war on terrorism, our fifth column press. Irony: The press & liberal elite will be the first to be beheaded when Islam takes over. Just look how many more reporters died in Iraq versus Vietnam. Of course Eisenhower would be more likely to face a Court Martial. 
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ok here's a quarter, go buy yourself a clue its satire, no such article was ever published the liberalization of the press didn't occur until the 60's and 70's |
Cut him a little slack-He is right about us being way behind. And maybe to most younger people that probably don't learn squat about history in the public schools,that article sounds real.Especially if he has been paying attention in the last few years. |
It is indeed satire. It is however putting real events of history into the common context of reporting used during the current conflict. Had the same writers been penning the articles of that day, I have little doubt that this is the way they would be reporting events. The American press has for all intents and purposes become un American in the modern era. |
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Interesting that during WWII, the press were taken into the military's confidence and told details of impending actions with the admonition "Good men will die if this leaks" ...and there weren't any leaks. Nowadays, ya' wonder "Whose side is the press on anyway???" ....well actually I don't wonder.... I just wonder why that changed. |
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DUPE! Posted :: 5/11/2004 11:00:06 PM Democratic Underground 1943... Todays Topics: How We Forced Japan To Attack US by NipLuvr While all the brainwashed Americans are running around complaining about the so called "sneak attack" (In reality a decalration of war was issued but our government refused to see Japanese representatives in time for it's intended delivery) at Pearl Harbor we should be mindful of the following. 1. We forced Japan into war by denying them the natural materials and resources they require to exist as a peaceful nation. Because of our rampant colonialism we had a monopoly on these much needed resources. Because Japan was a peaceful nation who did not feel the need to dominate the world they did not conduct themselves in the manner of the Imperialists Americans and had to rely on us to provide these needed items. 2. Hawaii is mostly a Japanese population. How can we say they attacked us? They are merely fighting a war of liberation. We are the invaders in Hawaii, not Japan. If we had not been there in the first place with our Navy of aggression nothing would have happened on Dec. 7th. American War Criminals Spared Lawful Execution by PearlWuzOurFault In April of 1942 the so called "Bataan Death March" began. The brainwashed decry the 10,000 dead. But what were they doing there in the first place. They were fighting to keep STOLEN LAND. That land did not belong to white people and we had no business being there. The fact that they finally got fed up with us and took their land back is justice. Because they are peaceful people they did not kill all the war criminals. And most died along the walk, maybe if we had been in the superb phsyical condition of the Japanese army we may have survived the stroll in the park. Terror Bombing In Hamburg, Germany by BundyBoy As some of you may have heard the once peaceful town of Hamburg was firebombed this week by the US/UK Gangster Alliance. Untold thousands of innocent men, women and children were killed in this horrible attrocity in an effort to impose our will on peaceful German socialists because we rightly fear the dominance of their superior culture. If we would simply realize that socialism is the way of the future they would surely forgive us and we could be as advanced a country as Germany. Churchill Is Nothing But A Drunk Warmonger by IHateTheUK How many American and British children must die in an illegal war before we figure out we are being led astray by a drunkard who gets his jollies by bombing innocent men, women and children. All of Europe with the exception of Churchills UK is currently peacefully coexisting with Hitler's new socialist nation. I hear Vichy France is wonderful this summer and I wish I could be there. Eastern Europe and the Balkans are being modernized and advanced under National Socialism. The Blitzkreig is the best thing that ever happened to them. Meanwhile the backward folks here in the UK don't even realize we have already lost the war. Everything is rubble and we have nothing while France is having a lovely day and enjoying sidwalk lunches at cafes. I only wish you Yanks would quit sending us War Materials so we could just end the war and get on with out lives again. Don't listen to Winston, he's a drunken blowhard. If only we still had Neville the war would be over. Why Are Russia And Germany At War? by UKMarxist It amazing me that the two most advanced and evolved countries in the world Marxist Russia and National Socialist Germany are actually at war. Do they not realize communism and socialism are nearly identical. When will they learn that the real threats are Imperialist Britain and Caplitalist America. I only wish I lived in either of these countries. I'd walk right up and tell Stalin or Hitler to stop fighting their socialist/communist brother and combine their forces against their true enemy. I'm sure they would make me a general and I'd love to fight the evil capitalist/imperialist pigs. It must be great to live in either of those Utopian countries. Impeach Roosevelt by JugendBoy Well once again we have been lied to. Roosevelt, who is suppossed ot be a Democrat, promised to keep us out of this terrible war. Then he forced Japan to attack us and Hitler being the honorable man he is was forced to declare war on our country in honor of the German/Japan Axis alliance. I have read Mein Kampf and nowhere did Hitler express a desire for war with America. He must truly regret being forced by Roosevelt into that position. And it seems that in 44 Roosevelt is going after his 4th term in office? I thought you only got TWO?!? The election was stolen last year and it seems it they are gonna try it again next year. I had great hopes for Roosevelt and his New Deal policies but it seems he is just a war mongering DINO! Can we please get a REAL DEMOCRAT in office who will end this illegal, unnecessary war? How Do We Get Blacks Tricked Into Not Remembering Lincoln Was A Republican? by LiberalBoy I have a great idea. Since so many white Americans are brainwashed let's push to get black people allowed to vote. Now I know Democratic Party itself was a major slave owner and it was a Republican president Abraham Lincoln who freed the slaves but black people aren't too smart. I bet we could actually convince them that Democrats are their true friend. I bet if we simply told them Lincoln was a Democrat and the Democratic Party was their friend most would actually believe it. Then we could have them vote for us in large numbers and we could more easily get the progressive, liberal Democrats we deserve elected to office. I've talked to Joe Kennedy about this matter and he thinks it's a wonderful idea that could actually work. So start talking to your driver and lawn service and let them know all the Democratic Party has done for them and encourage them to be heard. |
Comprehend that you posted as if the article (which was plainly satire) was real? Yeah I got that a long time ago. I also had no problem understanding the point of the satire, which had nothing do with your reply. I happen to agree with the writer of the article, if the modern press corps was covering WWII that is exactly how things would be reported about "The Last Good War". It draws attention to the way events are reported from Iraq today. Do I need to draw you a picture? p.s. read the replies to my post. You'll notice they get on me for being harsh to you, not for being wrong about you. They assumed you were clueless too. I may have been overly harsh, If I wounded your inner child in any way, I apologize. Piece of advice, when you post something that idiotic just let it die down, don't draw attention to yourself again. |
