Posted: 6/5/2006 11:53:23 AM EDT
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Why do Mexicans not like going out in the rain? It's wet. A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic whose drinking problem is destroying his family. A man called a lawyer and asked, "How much will you charge me to answer three questions?" The lawyer said "$400." "Wow," said the man. "Isn't that a lot?" "I guess so." said the lawyer. "When are you going to ask your questions?" A duck walks into a bar... Animal control is promptly called, the duck is then taken to a near by park and released. Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work? He was weird. A man walks into a bar He drinks 6 Newcastles, 4 shots of Jack Daniels, hits on the waitress unsuccessfully, takes his wedding ring off, tried again and fails, drinks 3 more shots, drives home, beats his daughter for coming home late, and cries himself to sleep realizing that he hates his life. A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar, sit at the end and start having some drinks. Two hours later, they come out with a better understanding of each other and a mutual respect, the beginnings of a friendship that last a lifetime What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadilliac going over a cliff? They were my friends. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella around? In case it should rain. How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head underwater until she can no longer breathe and stops struggling. www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=2792&p=2 |