Could You Have Stopped This? Vegas Shooting Analysis with Attorneys on Retainer

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Posted: 6/3/2006 8:15:42 PM EDT

He's just trying to make sure he doesn't die, because as we all know, every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Posted: 6/3/2006 8:17:25 PM EDT

[#1]

Both felines present and accounted for. And both are still breathing....

Woody

Posted: 6/3/2006 8:20:07 PM EDT

[#2]

Weird thing is, I actually did just look at my ceiling.

Posted: 6/3/2006 8:20:35 PM EDT

[#3]

Cut out the piece with the bullet hole, eh?

There's such a thing as overdoing the hops, BTW.

Posted: 6/3/2006 8:26:48 PM EDT

[#4]

Posted: 6/3/2006 8:29:56 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
He's just trying to make sure he doesn't die, because as we all know, every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Sorry about all the dead cats guys!!!!

Posted: 6/3/2006 8:31:34 PM EDT

[#6]

I knew what the first post would contain before clicking on this... Predictable.

That said, he's OK. God kills KITTENS, not CATS. He should stop worrying, or someone's gonna shoot him for watching them fap.

Posted: 6/3/2006 8:31:36 PM EDT

[#7]

Man, that made me nervous.

I had to log off, pull up my boxers and search for my cats. They are asleep on my bed.

Looks like I won't finish and have to try to sleep with blue balls.

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