Posted: 5/20/2006 4:45:39 PM EDT
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A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in; he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your weewee?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your weewee. Mine for instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his, Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies.'" The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex," and the thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!" A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because Quality is Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like A Rock.'" and gives a wink. Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name. He exclaims, "The name of my weewee is 'SECRET.' Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asked, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN." |
Do you know they actually changed their slogan to "Strong Enough for a Woman"? How gay and PC...at the same time.  ETA: A man is visiting the zoo one day and stops in front of the gorilla cage to clean some dirt from his eyes. Before he realizes it the gorilla reaches through the bars , grabs the man,and proceeds to start violently beating him. A few weeks later in the hospital recovering,the man asks what happened. The nurse says "You apparently pulled your eye-lid down in front of the gorilla,"she continued saying".... that means "F**K YOU" in gorilla sign language". The wounded man vows revenge. Once out of the hospital,the man goes to WalMart and buys: Two party hats Two large knives and one stick of pepperoni,which he shoves down his pants, and off to the zoo he goes to find the gorilla. Once at the cage the man throws the gorilla one of the party hats and one knife. Knowing they mimmick most everything they see, The man puts the party hat on his head the gorilla puts the party hat on HIS head The man starts rubbing his belly so the gorilla starts to rub HIS belly. The man starts to wave his knife around his head so the gorilla starts waiving the knife around his head. The man reaches into his pants and pulls out the end of the pepperoni,takes his knife and chops the end of it off ! The gorilla looks at the man and justs pulls his eyelid down. |