Posted: 5/16/2006 9:37:33 AM EDT
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topsecrettraining.com/abc.html This was one of the featured links on my GMail today, and I couldn't help but click on it. An excerpt:
"Astonishing Shortcut Fighting Secrets So Dangerous They Were Banned By Congress Finally Revealed By Notorious Former Military 'Secret Weapon' Who Scares Even Top Martial Art Pros... By Quickly Turning Even Scrawny Weaklings With No Athletic Ability Into Monster Killing Machines ...Almost Overnight!" What do you guys think? Should I do it? Dare I? |
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Hmmmm. In my experience SS men are all HUGE, well over 6' and 200# with bulky blazers or suits stuffed with God knows what kind of weaponry. So right away you have 'intimidation' factor - that and the fact they travel in packs...  As for tricks.... well if you get close enough to someone to take them down... there's 1000 ways to do so.... from simple wrestling tricks to martial arts to the good old fashioned cold clock "Hey, what's that? [pointing off behind them] KER-POW. Velocity + Mass + location = 1 shot take down. A small guy with a slow punch won't have the same effect as a BIG guy and a fast punch. It's the old pistol vs rifle round thing. It's not a coincidence that most of the SS. CIA, SF etc guys are on average, pretty big, very strong, and very quick. I think they could take me out even without some superduper tricky move. (that's if they could catch me j/k  maybe when I was young, not anymore  ) |
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At Our First Meeting, These Guys Scared The Living Crap Out Of Me! You’ve seen people like them I’m sure - dead eyes that look right through you. Faces, arms, and knuckles corded with scars from years of live combat and countless hours of training. You could smell the predator instinct on them. These men would kill you without emotion if it meant completing their mission…and then go have dinner, never giving your bleeding corpse another thought. Then Colonel K., (my new commanding officer) addressed me. “Lt.”, he said, “We know who you are and what your background is.” “We have all read your file, and it is us who requested you.” “We are tired of working so damn hard (a few chuckles), your job is to make our lives easier.” “If you can’t do it, I’ll have you transferred and get someone else who can. Do you understand?” Over the next four years I reworked and refined their training methods with great success. What once took them days to teach, now took them hours. What took them hours, now took only minutes. For example; by incorporating the educational theories of multiple intelligences and individual learning styles, I was able to cut squad based maneuvers, survival, and field medicine based learning times in half. Using advanced mnemonics (memory aids) and other strategies; I was able to bring a dramatic new level of speed and efficiency to learning multiple objectives, mission assignments, and even learning foreign languages. Now, I’m not telling you any this to brag, or to say that I’m the best. I just want you to fully understand what my job entailed, and how it led to the government taking such a strong interest in whatever I do. Throughout this time, I become absolutely obsessed with finding a way to enhance the instruction of Combatives (hand-to-hand combat). After all, I had been involved in the martial arts since I was 5 years old. You see, most soldiers, just like most civilians, deep down dread a hand-to-hand confrontation. |
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Man, I feel like a mean, lean, killing machine just after having read the advertisement. Imagine what I'll feel like after buying the materials. I can see myself doing a testimonial. "Lt. X's Congressionally banned fighting system took me from a zero to a hero. I can't wait for the next time someone cuts me off in traffic so I can use my new found skillz." |
Evidently the lethal "Indian Burn" and "Wedgie" are still classified "Top Secret - Ultra" |
