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4/29/2006 8:03:00 AM EDT
What does Hartman mean by saying "short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!"?
4/29/2006 8:03:44 AM EDT
[#1]
doesnt give lovin to homosexual african cannibals who reside in the congo?
4/29/2006 5:58:27 PM EDT
[#2]
I dunno, but its damn funny! Hell, write into "Mail Call" and ask him!
4/29/2006 7:32:55 PM EDT
[#3]
Has anyone seen the German version of Ermy's initial ass-chewing in the barracks?

That is funny shit!
4/29/2006 7:34:29 PM EDT
[#4]
in his song  

ho chi minh is a sonofabitch

got the fluballs crabs and the 7 yr itch.

what exactly is he saying? fluballs?  WTF?  
4/29/2006 7:49:56 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
in his song  

ho chi minh is a sonofabitch

got the fluballs crabs and the 7 yr itch.

what exactly is he saying? fluballs?  WTF?  




BlueBalls,  crabs, and the 7 yr itch
4/29/2006 7:51:22 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Quoted:
in his song  

ho chi minh is a sonofabitch

got the fluballs crabs and the 7 yr itch.

what exactly is he saying? fluballs?  WTF?  




BlueBalls,  crabs, and the 7 yr itch


thx
4/29/2006 7:51:23 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
in his song  

ho chi minh is a sonofabitch

got the fluballs crabs and the 7 yr itch.

what exactly is he saying? fluballs?  WTF?  


blue balls
4/29/2006 7:51:25 PM EDT
[#8]
Think the line is...

BLUE BALLS, crabs and 7Year Itch

Blue Balls as in no release, not getting any nookie cookie....

BIGGER_HAMMER
4/29/2006 7:52:42 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
in his song  

ho chi minh is a sonofabitch

got the fluballs crabs and the 7 yr itch.

what exactly is he saying? fluballs?  WTF?  










It's blueballs.
4/29/2006 7:54:43 PM EDT
[#10]
[ROLF2]
4/29/2006 7:55:36 PM EDT
[#11]
Well shit ...
4/29/2006 8:06:05 PM EDT
[#12]
How come that poor young man was not allowed to eat jelly-doughnuts ?


And , do you think Prvt. Pyle could really have made it up that obstacle if there was some Pussy up there ?
4/29/2006 8:12:25 PM EDT
[#13]
Maybe alluding to "The Heart of Darkness?"



Quoted:
What does Hartman mean by saying "short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!"?
4/29/2006 8:17:11 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Maybe alluding to "The Heart of Darkness?"



Quoted:
What does Hartman mean by saying "short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!"?


Thats was my thought as well.

We already know A Now was a rip from Heart of Darkness.
4/29/2006 8:20:40 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Quoted:
in his song  

ho chi minh is a sonofabitch

got the fluballs crabs and the 7 yr itch.

what exactly is he saying? fluballs?  WTF?  










It's blueballs.



Fluballs


Do you wear hearing protection???
4/29/2006 8:24:49 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
in his song  

ho chi minh is a sonofabitch

got the fluballs crabs and the 7 yr itch.

what exactly is he saying? fluballs?  WTF?  




It's blueballs.



Fluballs


Do you wear hearing protection???





I have a old really shitty copy of FMJ.  Fuck You.  
4/29/2006 9:27:34 PM EDT
[#17]
I also wonder about short-dicking the poor cannibals on the Congo sometimes. The horror...
4/29/2006 9:29:49 PM EDT
[#18]
Come on honey, It's been so long I'm getting fluballs here.
4/29/2006 9:31:43 PM EDT
[#19]
I thought I had that movie memorized but don't recall that line...
4/29/2006 9:33:17 PM EDT
[#20]
Me love you long time, GI.

Sucky sucky.
4/29/2006 9:35:11 PM EDT
[#21]
What was the conversation about between Joker and Cowboy when they were mopping the floor in the latrine? Something about " i want to send something to your sister".
4/29/2006 9:36:05 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
What was the conversation about between Joker and Cowboy when they were mopping the floor in the latrine? Something about " i want to send something to your sister".


Correction:
I want to slip my tubesteak into your sister...



ETA: This folks is a prime example of why hearing protection is important!!!
4/29/2006 9:36:26 PM EDT
[#23]
Pure Alabama Blacksnake.
4/29/2006 9:37:10 PM EDT
[#24]
better you than me
4/29/2006 9:45:26 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
I thought I had that movie memorized but don't recall that line...


When Private Pyle's climbing back down the ladder with the Gunny on top.............seen it a lot, didn't catch it until I saw it again a couple weeks ago.
4/29/2006 9:54:08 PM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Quoted:
What was the conversation about between Joker and Cowboy when they were mopping the floor in the latrine? Something about " i want to send something to your sister".


Correction:
I want to slip my tubesteak into your sister...



ETA: This folks is a prime example of why hearing protection is important!!!


What'll you take in trade?
4/29/2006 9:55:07 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
in his song  

ho chi minh is a sonofabitch

got the fluballs crabs and the 7 yr itch.

what exactly is he saying? fluballs?  WTF?  

BLUE balls.
4/30/2006 6:23:37 AM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
I thought I had that movie memorized but don't recall that line...


Here is the whole line... ( i have the whole damn movie memorized.... i can rattle off everything hartman says from beginning to end, i used to watch it while i lifted.... man, freaking fires me up)

"I WILL MOTIVATE YOU PRIVATE PYLE, IF IT SHORT DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL IN THE CONGO"
4/30/2006 6:39:10 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
in his song  

ho chi minh is a sonofabitch

got the fluballs crabs and the 7 yr itch.

what exactly is he saying? fluballs?  WTF?  



Bwahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

Thanks for the early morning laugh!

`45
4/30/2006 6:42:16 AM EDT
[#30]
GySgt.  Hartman: I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of  the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short- dicks every cannibal on the Congo!

GySgt. Hartman's metaphor means that he is willing to do everything it takes (short- dicks every cannibal on the Congo) in order to accomplish his goal (motivating Private Pyle).

Make sense?
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