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4/19/2006 8:19:17 PM EDT
Mrs. Goon is a hot chick, so, she's very gun-knowlegable
as chicks go.

She knows "AR" , as, I have one.

She loves her 20 gauge.

I've offered to trick it out for her.....But she won't let me touch it.

Well, one day, I took out my AR and,
my 12 Gauge.

STORY FOLLOWS:
Me:  Listen to this...Close.

I overhand fed a shell into my 12 gauge and, racked the slide forawrd.
I then layed it on the bed.

Me:  Got that sound?

*She nods*

Me:  Ok.

I then pick up my AR and, pull the priming handle and, chamber up a snap cap.
I lay it own on the bed and, turn to Mrs Goon.

Me:  Did you hear a mechanical difference in sound?

*No....they sounded the same.*

Me:  But, if you were breaking into a house?

*I'd be scared at either*




I love this stuff.  Do I go to school to get a degree?

I'm  PHD....I swear.
4/19/2006 8:26:05 PM EDT
[#1]



Once again, the vaunted shotgun comes up short.......
4/19/2006 8:28:02 PM EDT
[#2]
I pissed myself just reading that.
4/19/2006 8:47:29 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:



Once again, the vaunted shotgun comes up short.......




Me Lubby me shotty.

I just thought the whole racking thing was stupid.

Mrs Goon heard no difference.

I consider this a pretty controlled experiment.
4/19/2006 8:58:24 PM EDT
[#4]
But you didnt have a 100 watt amp installed on the shotty. If you did you would be up to your ass in shit!!
4/19/2006 9:03:09 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
But you didnt have a 100 watt amp installed on the shotty. If you did you would be up to your ass in shit!!



Well, you hit them with the light, and, all bets are off!

This was simply the sound.

It was minus drama and predjudie.

Mrs Goon had NO idea what I was doing.

I told her later and she laughed alot
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