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Posted: 4/13/2006 7:47:24 AM EDT
I sent this to him via snail mail. Heck what will it hurt?


Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flagpole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers do not get the memo from
Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.


Thank you so much for your kind help.

Sincerely,



Chicken Killer
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 7:52:52 AM EDT
Did you happen to include a brick with the letter, so he can start building a wall after you cross?
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 7:53:12 AM EDT
Isn't that a dupe?
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 7:55:50 AM EDT
Sweet! Hope that RINO gets it
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 7:58:26 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DeuceG19:
Isn't that a dupe?




Yes
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 7:59:04 AM EDT
Here is mine, emailed out 2 days ago.
Won't likely make any difference but I felt I needed to. Also have contacted my Senators and Rep.

Mr. President,

I want to congratulate you on your successful attempt to go down in history as the worst President since Lyndon Johnson. History may well determine that you have done more to damage America than even he did. Clearly, your policy on immigration will be a first rate disaster for America and do more to destroy our way of life than anything since LBJ's Great Society. You seem to have determined that the American People no longer deserve the nation they have come to love and respect and that it is better to hand it over to others.

Further, at a time when the country would benefit from smaller government and fiscal responsibility your administration has been one of ballooning trade and budget deficits. Your new socialist Medicare prescription drug plan may buy a few small number of votes for Republicans but will cost this nation and the Republican Party dearly in the future. I did contact all of my elected officials during their respective congressional debates for those programs and received replies touting the standard party line talking points but not one could answer my question which was, where is the money going to come from?

I have supported the Republican Party my entire life and it is now embarassing to see how Republicans have used their term at power to acquiesce to corporate demands while destroying the future of American workers and the middle class. You do remember them, do you not Mr. President? They are the ones working to keep the American economy afloat while paying for burgeoning federal programs going all to often even to those who are not even citizens of this nation. After almost 5 decades of waiting I do not feel that I am out of order in expecting better. No doubt it will be another 4-5 decades before the Republicans hold power again. Perhaps not at all as it is my deepest hope that the Republican Party is replaced by another.

In short, your Presidency has been an abysmal failure of mortgaging our future and betraying our country. I will not ever make the mistake of voting for any Republican candidate in the future.

drj, MD
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 7:59:22 AM EDT
since the feds have often demonstarted a complete lack of sense of humor and the letter states you are gonna do something illegal i would advise against not sending it...

i mean they arrest campus ninjas for running without a license.. what you expect them to do to you...
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 8:02:23 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/13/2006 8:02:58 AM EDT by DeuceG19]

Originally Posted By drjarhead:
Here is mine, emailed out 2 days ago.
Won't likely make any difference but I felt I needed to. Also have contacted my Senators and Rep.

Mr. President,

I want to congratulate you on your successful attempt to go down in history as the worst President since Lyndon Johnson. History may well determine that you have done more to damage America than even he did. Clearly, your policy on immigration will be a first rate disaster for America and do more to destroy our way of life than anything since LBJ's Great Society. You seem to have determined that the American People no longer deserve the nation they have come to love and respect and that it is better to hand it over to others.

<snip>

drj, MD



He gets emails that start like that from the leftwingers all the time. Not sure they will get past that first sentence before hitting delete.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 8:04:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DeuceG19:

Originally Posted By drjarhead:
Here is mine, emailed out 2 days ago.
Won't likely make any difference but I felt I needed to. Also have contacted my Senators and Rep.

Mr. President,

I want to congratulate you on your successful attempt to go down in history as the worst President since Lyndon Johnson. History may well determine that you have done more to damage America than even he did. Clearly, your policy on immigration will be a first rate disaster for America and do more to destroy our way of life than anything since LBJ's Great Society. You seem to have determined that the American People no longer deserve the nation they have come to love and respect and that it is better to hand it over to others.

<snip>

drj, MD



He gets emails that start like that from the leftwingers all the time. Not sure they will get past that first sentence before hitting delete.



BFD. What do you want me to tell him? You're the best President ever?

He's a tool.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 8:06:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By drjarhead:
BFD. What do you want me to tell him? You're the best President ever?

He's a tool.



Point taken.
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 8:16:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 4/13/2006 8:31:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Lancelot:

Originally Posted By DeuceG19:
Isn't that a dupe?




Yes



Yes it is, got it off my email. CK
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