Full Trucker Effect

I got Merle Haggard on the radio
My 18 wheeler a reelin' to go
Haulin' combines made by John Deere
Gotta long way to go and a short time to get there
Open highway, no sign of the smokey
Pickin' up hitchhikers, but i'll pass all the Okies
Take my showers at the Flyin' J
Biscuits-n-Gravy, country breakfast buffet
Call me pig pen I'm a slophog tanker
Three weeks later them pigs is a stanker
Slick back wack crew cut ducktail
Always haulin' ass, always riding the rail
Full Trucker Effect, yes yes y'all
Full Trucker Effect, everybody
Full Trucker Effect, c'mon c'mon
Full Trucker Effect
Texas panhandle to the Florida keys
Country fried steak and a black eyed peas
Half a cherry pie with the ala mode
It's the best way to start a day hitting the road
Crack of dawn and I'm already rollin
Visit my cousin, drink beer, go bowlin
I'm just underweight 2 ton mush melon
My daddy's unemployed, he's a wife beating felon
All my life I was born to be a trucker
Ride with my boy Tony, he's a big mother******
Coast to coast Idaho to Alabama
I never Jackknife, i'm a mean gearjammer

Six Days On The Road I pulled out of Pittsburgh rolling down the Eastern seaboard I've got my diesel wound up and she's running like never before There's a speed zone ahead on right and I ain't see a cop all night Six days on the road and now I'm gonna make it home tonight I got a ten forward gears and a sweet Georgia overdrive I'm takin little white pills and my eyes are open wide I just passed a "Gimmy" and a "White" I've been smokin' everything in sight Six days on the road and now I'm gonna make it home tonight Well it seems like a month since I kissed my baby goodbye And I can have a lot of women but I'm not like some other guys I can find one to hold me tight But I could never make believe it's alright Six days on the road and now I'm gonna make it home tonight Now the ICC's been a-checkin' on down the line I'm a little overweight and my log book's way behind Nothing bothers me tonight I can dodge all them scales all right Six days on the road and now I'm gonna make it home tonight Well my rig's a little low, but that don't mean she's slow got the stacks blowin' fire and the smoke's blowing black as coal My hometown's coming in sight If you think I'm happy, you're right Six days on the road and now I'm gonna make it home tonight...

LOOKIN’ AT THE WORLD THROUGH A WINDSHIELD

When I was just a little bitty kid I remembered one time Mama said
Daddy sends you all his love from Frisco Bay
I didn’t understand till I was grown
why my Daddy didn’t spend a little time at home
Instead of runnin’ around the country that way

Now I’m looking at the world through a windshield
And see everything in a little bit different light
I got a sweet little thing I’m wantin’ to see in Nashville
And I’m down around Dallas and a’rollin’ on fast tonight

Long strips of rubber that you see
Were burned off of this rig by the likes of me
And they’ll ride along the highways in this land
I’m gonna sign my name in this diesel smoke
And let the ones that come behind me choke

Now I’m looking at the world through a windshield
Watchin’ it a flyin’ by me at the right
I got a sweet little thing I’m wantin’ to see in Nashville
And I’m down around Dallas and a’rollin’ on fast tonight

I’ve pushed this rig through sleet and rain
And I’ve driven through the rough terrain
Of the Rockies to the docks of old L.A.
On down that old Pacific shore, sing north and headin’ for Baltimore
Of somethin’ ‘bout two thousand miles away

Now I’m looking at the world through a windshield
Watchin’ it a flyin’ by me at the right
I got a sweet little thing I’m wantin’ to see in Nashville
And I’m down around Dallas and a’rollin’ on fast tonight

I love trucking songs.