Posted: 3/26/2006 5:59:27 PM EDT
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They are definetly real. You can even train them to wash cars to a beat. Zombie carwash training film --mort |
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Yes, g3shooter, There are Zombies We take pleasure in answering thus prominently the communication below, expressing at the same time our great gratification that its faithful author is numbered among the friends of ARFCOM:
g3shooter, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a sceptical age. They do not believe except what they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, g3shooter, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge. Yes, g3shooter, there is are zombies. They exists as certainly as pie and pooper pics and the gun Al Pacino used in Heat exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no zombies! It would be as dreary as if there were no g3shooters. There would be no tinfoil beanies then, no dehydrated food stores, no stockpiling of ammo to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in Tannerite. The external light with which homemade napalm fills the world would be extinguished. Not believe in zombies! You might as well not believe in Bushmaster's military contracts. You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the morgues and cemetaries to catch zombies, but even if you did not see zombies coming out, what would that prove? Nobody sees zombies until it's too late, but that is no sign that there is no zombies. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see in time. Did you ever see cloaked black helicopters flying overhead? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world. You tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only third generation nightvision, forward looking infrared radar, or an really good HID illuninator can push aside that curtain to view and picture the hordes of the undead that are even now closing in on you. Is it all real? Ah, g3 shooter, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding. No zombies? Thank God they live and live forever (unless you destroy the brain). A thousand years from now, g3shooter, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, they will continue to consume the brains of the living. "Lock and load" and a Happy Hunting!!!! |
You must also refer to Shawn of the Dead My favorate Zombie documentary 
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WATCH OUT....HERE THEY COME!!!! Dude....that was the coolest Zombie Training Film EVER!!!! |
That's proof enough for me. |
Hell man! that's 100 Proof! No Expert |