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Posted: 8/16/2001 2:14:39 PM EDT
I'm getting ready to tell my low-life creep of a using boyfriend to kiss off. I've read some creative insults - ungrateful little rectal wart being one of them. I modified it to pus-infected rectal wart aka flaming boil on my a**. I'm not very creative and would like to have a few zingers to toss around. Any suggestions?
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 2:18:45 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2001 2:43:35 PM EDT by SGB]
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 2:18:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 2:20:57 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 2:23:14 PM EDT
Sir! Sorry, holdover from the 'Old Days'. I second SGB's offering. LOTS of good stuff. Have fun! CB
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 2:43:19 PM EDT
Originally Posted By VA-gunnut: This is an old one but I like it anyway. [b]The better half of you is a stain in your fathers underwear.[/b] Have fun
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Or to put it another way....."the best part of you ran down your mother`s chin".....unless, of course, you happen to like his mother.......just say..."you are a pimple on the asshole of progress.....dry up and go away"..........[smoke]
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 2:54:49 PM EDT
Oye, Sheila! Does this mean you are available now?
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 2:55:01 PM EDT
KnockItOff is a single woman!?! RELEASE THE HOUNDS! KIO, watch out. Just remember we're not all out to get you.
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 2:56:25 PM EDT
One of my favs... 'you are a classic example of why some animals in the wild eat their young' Try that!
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 3:12:00 PM EDT
Oh boy, KIO is a woman. Imbroglio will be all over you know. You should've never said that. "Would you marry me?" Always get me running for the door never to be seen again. At time I've left skid marks. As far as insults: I would go with "I screwed your brother and I am now pregnant will you marry me?" [:D]
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 3:24:33 PM EDT
Thats a BIG BOOKMARK SGB![smoke]
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 3:41:20 PM EDT
Come up with something that questions his sexuality, men really hate that.
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 3:45:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 4:12:04 PM EDT
I hesitate to presume here. Would you be flaming from behind some sort of impenetrable safety shield? Yes, yes, I know "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" Good Luck.
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 4:21:17 PM EDT
Pus-headed ass magnet pathetic lowlife dreg bucktoothed aborted fetus needs to get filthy fucking drunk just to sleep in the same bed as himself. quarter-wit inbred shit like this gets pumped out like a stream of diarrhea from a bloated hobo's rancid ass. flatlining cretin geeky, pasty-faced loser Inter-net jackass geeks Some malformed lump of white trash dildo-headed freakshows pathetic slambag puss-oozing jackbats Pasty wad of white trash you retarded gascraps The Fuckstick Avenger you goddamn slackjawed gutterfucks looking at Inter-web mule porn. Hooray! The winner is crowned in the "Who Wants to Be a Fucking Dork?" gameshow. imitate being a heterosexual. tries to recall how many YMCA's he's been kicked out of for hanging around the men's shower all day.
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 4:24:30 PM EDT
You steal food from the cat’s dish, you slimy, pustule slobbering, armadillo ravishing, gene-spliced production of a eunuch's auto-erotic ingenuity.
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 4:29:12 PM EDT
Your breath smells like a miscarriage.
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 4:31:31 PM EDT
Hey... you are a [b]FEMALE[/b]!? Cool! It's always nice to see another member of the opposite sex here at AR15.com. [:)] Please be careful - if this dude has a few screws loose, he could be trouble. Best of luck to you. Tyler
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 4:43:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2001 4:43:05 PM EDT by SGB]
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 4:51:51 PM EDT
I love it a woman actually asking for insults. [:D]
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 4:52:40 PM EDT
KnockItOff, Humorous insults don't get it. It you effectively want to piss him off have sex with me. That should do it!
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 4:55:02 PM EDT
Just tell him your tired of faking it.
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 5:00:00 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Beagle: Just tell him your tired of faking it.
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Hahaha! ROFLMAO! oops... I mean, that is pretty painful. [}:D] Tyler
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 5:32:42 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 7:29:14 PM EDT
If you cut an inch off your dick, you'd have a scar on your azz. An oldie, but still one of my favs.[:D]
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 7:32:57 PM EDT
If your Father would have known how you were going to turn out, he would have rolled over and shot you on the wall!!
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 7:40:24 PM EDT
Why the need for insults? If you want to get rid of him, by all means get rid of him. But what did he do that gives you such a need to be vindictive? And will it really make you feel any better? Dumping the guy is going to piss him off. Will insulting him along with it maybe incite him to do something vengeful against you or your property? Think about it before you bring down artillery on your own position.
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 8:03:11 PM EDT
Call him a pencil dick, and say it like you MEAN it!
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 8:10:48 PM EDT
Tell him to go floss his teeth with pubichair. [moon]
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 8:30:02 PM EDT
If I throw a stick will you go away?
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 8:45:30 PM EDT
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. [:D] Bulldog Out
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 8:53:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2001 9:10:20 PM EDT by KnockItOff]
Originally posted by GovtThug: But what did he do that gives you such a need to be vindictive? And will it really make you feel any better?
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That is a terribly long story and one that I'm sure that none of you would want to read about. To try to sum it up, though, he treats me poorly. He's a control freak - I can't communicate with any of my friends if he doesn't like them. I suppose it is a little weird that my closest friend is also my ex-boyfriend. If I didn't know about the times that he's slept with his ex-girlfriend since he's been with me, I would have been a little more interested in what he thought, but cheating on me made my respect for him diminish considerably. I know that throwing insults at him will only piss him off, and where he's concerned, would probably result in a major ass-kickin' (my poor little bottom really can't withstand that kind of abuse). However, it does help me to be able to call him names behind his back. When I get angry, I don't scream and yell. Throwing things is usually very therapeutic, but I don't like to destroy my most valued possessions. Name calling is the next best way for me to relieve my pent up aggressions. Thanks for all of the suggestions!!! If nothing else, my mood has at least improved. [;)] Keep 'em coming!!! Edited 'cause my stinkin' smilie didn't work - even though done correctly. I sometimes love computers - but at other times think they would be more valuable as extremely large, clunky paperweights.
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 8:54:54 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2001 8:54:55 PM EDT by MosesAmos]
Howdy KIO, nice to see that the female of the species is interested in us here at AR-15.com. The others are right though, it's tradition to post a pic of yourself if you're new here. Sorry, didn't see that you posted again. If the rat bastard treats you poorly, then by all means, beat his mofo ass down. That or if you live near one of us here, have one of us beat his ass. I'm sure that someone here will be happy to help out a lady in distress.
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 9:01:41 PM EDT
Alright, alright!!! A picture!!! I have already posted this, but guess I'm not worth noticing. I guess it could have been the bruises and missing teeth... [BD] This pic is the only one that I have, and it's not of very good quality. I've also lost 30 pounds since it was taken. [img]http://www24.brinkster.com/mynameisstoptha/judi%20&%20boogah1.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 9:04:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 9:10:09 PM EDT
Good sense of humor, we like that here. Also, your pic posting skills need improvement, cause both of your pics are [red]x's[/red]. Again, welcome to our happy community, and feel free to ask any questions you have.
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 9:11:46 PM EDT
Ooohh... You mean ya'll can't see my pic? Alright! Ummm, I mean, awww... I'm so disappointed!! [V] I'm the kind of person that likes any picture - as long as I'm not in it. My sister always rolls her eyes at me when I say that. Gotta love family!
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 9:11:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MosesAmos: If the rat bastard treats you poorly, then by all means, beat his mofo ass down. That or if you live near one of us here, have one of us beat his ass. I'm sure that someone here will be happy to help out a lady in distress.
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AR15.com group ass kicking! ROAD TRIP!
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 9:18:39 PM EDT
ALL IN FAVOR OF OUR ROAD TRIP, SAY AYE AYE AND ALL THOSE AGAINST SAY NAY NAY. DON'T WORRY, NOT CRAZY, JUST BORED TO DEATH. YOU KNOW KIO, SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT BEAUTY IS SUCH A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE. JUST A THOUGHT.
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 9:20:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2001 9:19:39 PM EDT by SGB]
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 9:26:23 PM EDT
Now that is freakin hilarious. Not meaning anything towards you KIO, but SGB is just freakin hilarious.
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 9:31:19 PM EDT
Awww, crap. Now all the tough talking starts. Yeah, let's go "beat his ass down". If I'm going to put knuckles to somebody, I'm going to have a clear reason and a solid understanding of why I'm doing it. I'm not going to risk a possible assault charge and loss of my gun rights on a whim. Not saying the guy doesn't have it coming, just saying that I don't have enough invested in the situation to make that kind of judgement. At least chivalry isn't dead. Now if this had been a guy starting the thread, no one would be suggesting beating his girlfriend down, would they? So all you keyboard commandos can put your peckers away. Now, Knockers (if I may call you Knockers), please think about how stupid this guy may get if you really piss him off. If you own guns, and he knows what you have, just make a clean break and be done with it. It would be very easy for him to call the cops and say something like "I was just at my girlfriends house and she pulled a gun on me. It was a Bushmaster AR-15 assault rifle with a 30 round clip." Then you would be holding the shit end of the stick. Just be careful.
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 9:40:05 PM EDT
Hi.
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 9:42:57 PM EDT
HORNDOG ALERT!!! HORNDOG ALERT!!! [sex]
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 9:50:02 PM EDT
If I may, can I refer to the unwritten man's law?? NEVER EVER EVER Hit a Lady. All men know that, even if some dickheads don't listen to it and do it anyways, but that's just the way it is. I'm not tryin to start any "tough talk" as you call it, but I'm tryin to let KIO know that there are people that she can turn to if the f*cker goes postal. If a guy started this thread with the same problem, I guess I would've told him to end it and move on. But that's just the way it is. I don't ever like to see a guy hittin a lady, and if it ever happens around me, then the guy either gets an old fashion ass-whoopin, or he goes to jail one. Just for one moment, you see a guy 6'2" tall, 245 lbs. and he's with his ladyfriend, oh say 5'4" tall and maybe 110 lbs. and you see her raises her hand to punch him. How much damage will that do? Okay, he raises his hand to her to punch her. How bad is that gonna be?? He's gonna absolutely kill her, but I guarantee that she wouldn't leave a bruise on him. That's the kind of situation that I'm talkin about. I do agree with you about the firearms thing. If he knows you have it, and he goes to the police, you better get them out, real quick like, cause he'll burn you a new rectal exam. KnockItOut, if he does raise a hand to you, just call LEO, and press charges against him for assault and battery, and then get a restraining order after the charges are followed through. Just whatever you do, be careful.
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 10:01:50 PM EDT
LMAO - Hi Imbroglio. Your reputation has preceeded you. :) By the way, SGB - loved the pic, but I'm NOT that hairy!! I have no guns [:(] but have a friend that has a few... Desert Eagle .50 included!! Think that would leave a mark?! I do appreciate the offers to 'beat his ass.' If any of ya are bored and want to take on a 6' 4", 200 pound ex-marine, let me know!! [B)] Just teasing. I'm pretty opposed to physical violence, and certainly wouldn't ever want to be the reason for it. -Knockers
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 10:11:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2001 10:34:19 PM EDT by SGB]
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 10:46:44 PM EDT
Thanks SGB!
Link Posted: 8/16/2001 11:51:58 PM EDT
Concerning the road trip to kick abusive boyfriends ass please count me out. I would love to make it but unfortunately have already scheduled plans for that day. Any chick that wanted to dump me in the past only had to say as much and I was gone.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 12:01:29 AM EDT
Your 6'4", 200 lb ex-Marine should know better.
Link Posted: 8/17/2001 5:00:31 AM EDT
Maybe I can get some better pics of Knockers after she has gotten rid of the dead weight (retard boyfriend). What do you say Knockers? Wanna pose real nice with a couple of pre-ban ARs? Hmmmmm [;)] Tyler
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