[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Insults (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 8/16/2001 2:14:39 PM EDT
| I'm getting ready to tell my low-life creep of a using boyfriend to kiss off. I've read some creative insults - ungrateful little rectal wart being one of them. I modified it to pus-infected rectal wart aka flaming boil on my a**. I'm not very creative and would like to have a few zingers to toss around. Any suggestions? |
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Quoted: This is an old one but I like it anyway. [b]The better half of you is a stain in your fathers underwear.[/b] Have fun |
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Oh boy, KIO is a woman. Imbroglio will be all over you know. You should've never said that. "Would you marry me?" Always get me running for the door never to be seen again. At time I've left skid marks. As far as insults: I would go with "I screwed your brother and I am now pregnant will you marry me?" [:D] |
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Pus-headed ass magnet pathetic lowlife dreg bucktoothed aborted fetus needs to get filthy fucking drunk just to sleep in the same bed as himself. quarter-wit inbred shit like this gets pumped out like a stream of diarrhea from a bloated hobo's rancid ass. flatlining cretin geeky, pasty-faced loser Inter-net jackass geeks Some malformed lump of white trash dildo-headed freakshows pathetic slambag puss-oozing jackbats Pasty wad of white trash you retarded gascraps The Fuckstick Avenger you goddamn slackjawed gutterfucks looking at Inter-web mule porn. Hooray! The winner is crowned in the "Who Wants to Be a Fucking Dork?" gameshow. imitate being a heterosexual. tries to recall how many YMCA's he's been kicked out of for hanging around the men's shower all day. |
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Why the need for insults? If you want to get rid of him, by all means get rid of him. But what did he do that gives you such a need to be vindictive? And will it really make you feel any better? Dumping the guy is going to piss him off. Will insulting him along with it maybe incite him to do something vengeful against you or your property? Think about it before you bring down artillery on your own position. |
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You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. [:D] Bulldog Out |
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Quoted: But what did he do that gives you such a need to be vindictive? And will it really make you feel any better? That is a terribly long story and one that I'm sure that none of you would want to read about. To try to sum it up, though, he treats me poorly. He's a control freak - I can't communicate with any of my friends if he doesn't like them. I suppose it is a little weird that my closest friend is also my ex-boyfriend. If I didn't know about the times that he's slept with his ex-girlfriend since he's been with me, I would have been a little more interested in what he thought, but cheating on me made my respect for him diminish considerably. I know that throwing insults at him will only piss him off, and where he's concerned, would probably result in a major ass-kickin' (my poor little bottom really can't withstand that kind of abuse). However, it does help me to be able to call him names behind his back. When I get angry, I don't scream and yell. Throwing things is usually very therapeutic, but I don't like to destroy my most valued possessions. Name calling is the next best way for me to relieve my pent up aggressions. Thanks for all of the suggestions!!! If nothing else, my mood has at least improved. [;)] Keep 'em coming!!! Edited 'cause my stinkin' smilie didn't work - even though done correctly. I sometimes love computers - but at other times think they would be more valuable as extremely large, clunky paperweights. |
| Howdy KIO, nice to see that the female of the species is interested in us here at AR-15.com. The others are right though, it's tradition to post a pic of yourself if you're new here. Sorry, didn't see that you posted again. If the rat bastard treats you poorly, then by all means, beat his mofo ass down. That or if you live near one of us here, have one of us beat his ass. I'm sure that someone here will be happy to help out a lady in distress. |
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Alright, alright!!! A picture!!! I have already posted this, but guess I'm not worth noticing. I guess it could have been the bruises and missing teeth... [BD] This pic is the only one that I have, and it's not of very good quality. I've also lost 30 pounds since it was taken. [img]http://www24.brinkster.com/mynameisstoptha/judi%20&%20boogah1.jpg[/img] |
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Quoted: If the rat bastard treats you poorly, then by all means, beat his mofo ass down. That or if you live near one of us here, have one of us beat his ass. I'm sure that someone here will be happy to help out a lady in distress. AR15.com group ass kicking! ROAD TRIP! |
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Quoted: Alright, alright!!! A picture!!! I have already posted this, but guess I'm not worth noticing. I guess it could have been the bruises and missing teeth... [BD] This pic is the only one that I have, and it's not of very good quality. I've also lost 30 pounds since it was taken. [img]http://wsphotofews.excite.com/032/ba/ic/No/kS87741.jpg[/img] sgb[img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/FIREdevil.gif[/img] Sorry, the Devil made me do it[}:D] |
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Awww, crap. Now all the tough talking starts. Yeah, let's go "beat his ass down". If I'm going to put knuckles to somebody, I'm going to have a clear reason and a solid understanding of why I'm doing it. I'm not going to risk a possible assault charge and loss of my gun rights on a whim. Not saying the guy doesn't have it coming, just saying that I don't have enough invested in the situation to make that kind of judgement. At least chivalry isn't dead. Now if this had been a guy starting the thread, no one would be suggesting beating his girlfriend down, would they? So all you keyboard commandos can put your peckers away. Now, Knockers (if I may call you Knockers), please think about how stupid this guy may get if you really piss him off. If you own guns, and he knows what you have, just make a clean break and be done with it. It would be very easy for him to call the cops and say something like "I was just at my girlfriends house and she pulled a gun on me. It was a Bushmaster AR-15 assault rifle with a 30 round clip." Then you would be holding the shit end of the stick. Just be careful. |
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If I may, can I refer to the unwritten man's law?? NEVER EVER EVER Hit a Lady. All men know that, even if some dickheads don't listen to it and do it anyways, but that's just the way it is. I'm not tryin to start any "tough talk" as you call it, but I'm tryin to let KIO know that there are people that she can turn to if the f*cker goes postal. If a guy started this thread with the same problem, I guess I would've told him to end it and move on. But that's just the way it is. I don't ever like to see a guy hittin a lady, and if it ever happens around me, then the guy either gets an old fashion ass-whoopin, or he goes to jail one. Just for one moment, you see a guy 6'2" tall, 245 lbs. and he's with his ladyfriend, oh say 5'4" tall and maybe 110 lbs. and you see her raises her hand to punch him. How much damage will that do? Okay, he raises his hand to her to punch her. How bad is that gonna be?? He's gonna absolutely kill her, but I guarantee that she wouldn't leave a bruise on him. That's the kind of situation that I'm talkin about. I do agree with you about the firearms thing. If he knows you have it, and he goes to the police, you better get them out, real quick like, cause he'll burn you a new rectal exam. KnockItOut, if he does raise a hand to you, just call LEO, and press charges against him for assault and battery, and then get a restraining order after the charges are followed through. Just whatever you do, be careful. |
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LMAO - Hi Imbroglio. Your reputation has preceeded you. :) By the way, SGB - loved the pic, but I'm NOT that hairy!! I have no guns [:(] but have a friend that has a few... Desert Eagle .50 included!! Think that would leave a mark?! I do appreciate the offers to 'beat his ass.' If any of ya are bored and want to take on a 6' 4", 200 pound ex-marine, let me know!! [B)] Just teasing. I'm pretty opposed to physical violence, and certainly wouldn't ever want to be the reason for it. -Knockers |
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Knockers, if you want your picture posted just email it to me and I'll get it posted. Glad you've got a sense of humor [i][b]"If you're not part of the Solution, you're part of the problem"[/i][/b] s(thedevilmademedoit)gb[}:D] OK, here is the real deal MS. KNOCKERS [img]http://wsphotofews.excite.com/034/Yb/UC/sl/bH48763.jpg[/img] |