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Posted: 3/14/2006 5:13:08 PM EDT
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 ...this has to be my craziest thread yet.....but please help, my wife is about to make me sleep on the couch for being so toxic!......Do those "Beano" pills work? I need something....I won't go into the smelly details, but let's just say, I can clear a room.....  sorry for the nasty nature of this thread.......
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Posted: 3/14/2006 5:14:57 PM EDT
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Just wait until she goes to bed then deliver the Dutch Oven.
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Posted: 3/14/2006 5:16:35 PM EDT
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Gas-X
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Posted: 3/14/2006 5:17:46 PM EDT
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 good luck with that
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Posted: 3/14/2006 5:18:31 PM EDT
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I've done that, and believe me, the results WERE NOT conducive to my good health...... ....or, if I went to bed first.....and , you know, warmed up the bed a bit.....then she comes to bed, and lifts the covers to crawl under them, and she let's the toxic cloud escape....... ......she gets PISSED, like I do it on purpose.......I need something......
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Posted: 3/14/2006 5:18:54 PM EDT
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Make lemonade out of lemons. Would lighting them impress her?
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