Bidet? > General Discussion

Posted: 3/5/2006 7:40:03 AM EDT

Has anyone, hmmm, tried one?

Are we Americans missing out on something?

Posted: 3/5/2006 7:46:45 AM EDT

[#1]

funniest looking water fountain I ever drank out of.

Posted: 3/5/2006 7:49:21 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
funniest looking water fountain I ever drank out of.

Posted: 3/5/2006 7:49:30 AM EDT

[#3]

The benchmark of civilization.

Posted: 3/5/2006 7:51:25 AM EDT

[#4]

Eit's foah washin' yoah becksoid, roit?

Posted: 3/5/2006 7:53:43 AM EDT

[#5]

IBNT .... "In Before Napolean_Tanerite"

Posted: 3/5/2006 7:55:16 AM EDT

[#6]

Beats the hell out of toilet paper!

Posted: 3/5/2006 7:57:12 AM EDT

[#7]

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Beats the hell out of toilet paper!

No TP neccessary?

The jet must be pretty powerful then.

Posted: 3/5/2006 8:00:22 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Beats the hell out of toilet paper!

But you do use a lot of towels.

Posted: 3/5/2006 8:00:38 AM EDT

[#9]

They're for washing socks in, aren't they?

I have one in the home I purchased several years ago, and never used it...neither did the wife. The worst memory of this "cleaning" device was on a tour of Jordan in 1996 on the way to Petra. Our travel guide stopped at a paradox...a real structure; a decent-looking restaurant in the desert, near the tourist area of Petra. After crossing the Allenby border point, and driving for hours after nothing but desert, this was a welcome site. The food was great (always eat with your right hand!), and after several courses, I excused myself to use the "restroom".

The "stalls" had nothing but a porcelain surround for the dumper-hole...and on the ground, laying in "water" were water nozzels for cleaning...no TP. No soap to wash hands.....

I returned to our table, and as the immaculately-dressed waiter returned to our table, asking if we desired anything else....I stared at his hands, and said no. Oh, no...please!

Posted: 3/5/2006 8:01:05 AM EDT

[#10]

It doesn't have to be Old Faithful. Just nice and warm. At least that was my experience at the Home Expo showroom.

Posted: 3/5/2006 8:16:23 AM EDT

[#11]

One of my ex-girlfriends told me that they were great for masturbating with. Sort of like those pulsating shower-massagers.

Posted: 3/5/2006 8:22:53 AM EDT

[#12]

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IBNT .... "In Before Napolean_Tanerite"

Bidets are wonderfully Ghey!

Posted: 3/5/2006 8:32:18 AM EDT

[#13]

From dictionary.com
Bidet

A fixture similar in design to a toilet that is straddled for bathing the genitals and the posterior parts.

Posted: 3/5/2006 9:09:00 AM EDT

[#14]

Paging Diemos.....

In the archive he describes them, sounds nifty.

Like the the Seashells vs wadded up tree-pulp

Posted: 3/5/2006 9:11:38 AM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
From dictionary.com
Bidet
A fixture similar in design to a toilet that is straddled for bathing the genitals and the posterior parts.

Hell, I got a hose mounted shower massage..I'm good to go!

Posted: 3/5/2006 9:20:42 AM EDT

[#16]

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Paging Diemos.....

In the archive he describes them, sounds nifty.

Like the the Seashells vs wadded up tree-pulp

Seashells? As a scraper or something?

Posted: 3/5/2006 9:22:56 AM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Paging Diemos.....

In the archive he describes them, sounds nifty.

Like the the Seashells vs wadded up tree-pulp

Seashells? As a scraper or something?

A reference to the movie Demolition Man.

What, you don't know how to use the three seashells?

Posted: 3/5/2006 9:24:41 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Paging Diemos.....

In the archive he describes them, sounds nifty.

Like the the Seashells vs wadded up tree-pulp

Seashells? As a scraper or something?

[stallone] Would you just explain the damn 3 seashell thing to me?[/stallone] Demolition man

Posted: 3/5/2006 9:25:50 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Paging Diemos.....

In the archive he describes them, sounds nifty.

Like the the Seashells vs wadded up tree-pulp

Seashells? As a scraper or something?

snicker, he doesn't know how to use the 3 sea shells.

Posted: 3/5/2006 10:42:15 AM EDT

[#20]

Had one in the apt I stayed at in Paris... I used to piss in it, made my girlfriend madder than hell.

Great in theory, but I was always afraid I would fall and get the nozzle lodged in my ass.

Posted: 3/5/2006 10:43:48 AM EDT

[#21]

When I was in France my hotel room didn't have a toilet but it had a bidet. Guess what the bidet got used for?

Posted: 3/5/2006 10:47:37 AM EDT

[#22]

No way. Who wants to use a powerwasher to spray the mud off your hands? Too much shit flying everywhere.

Posted: 3/5/2006 11:08:33 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Had one in the apt I stayed at in Paris... I used to piss in it, made my girlfriend madder than hell.

Great in theory, but I was always afraid I would fall and get the nozzle lodged in my ass.

Perhaps that is why the French like them???

Posted: 3/5/2006 12:14:52 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
One of my ex-girlfriends told me that they were great for masturbating with. Sort of like those pulsating shower-massagers.

We need Pics!!!!

Posted: 3/5/2006 12:17:41 PM EDT

[#25]

Perhaps Americans are too immature and inhibited for such a device.

Posted: 3/5/2006 4:55:10 PM EDT

[#26]

I encountered the high-tech toto washlet in Japan, it saved my ass, so to speak, when I got the skitters from some bad sushi. Worked great.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_toilet

Posted: 3/5/2006 5:00:18 PM EDT

[#27]

Ass Douche? No tanks! Now hook one up to a solvent tank from a parts washer, and every man on ARFCOM would buy one! Just think, you can clean your small gun parts while on the shitter, that beats a magazine any day!

Posted: 3/5/2006 7:10:18 PM EDT

[#28]

The TOTO is a wonderful idea. Its now on "the list". My wife already thinks i'm crazy, just wait until she sits down on the toilet and meets with a high-pressure jet of water up her ass! :)

Posted: 3/5/2006 7:14:21 PM EDT

[#29]

They are common in Denmark..all of Europe, I bet

Posted: 3/5/2006 7:24:11 PM EDT

[#30]

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They are common in Denmark..all of Europe, I bet

Never saw one in Spain...but then again, Spain is Europe's Mexico......at least according to the Phrench.

Posted: 3/5/2006 7:34:23 PM EDT

[#31]

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Perhaps Americans are too immature and inhibited for such a device.

Or perhaps civilized enough to use shit paper?

Give me Charmin, or just shoot me damnit!

Posted: 3/5/2006 7:38:29 PM EDT

[#32]

If I need a shower fresh feel I'll just get those adult wipes (Like the baby wipes, except for your ass)

Posted: 3/5/2006 7:42:48 PM EDT

[#33]

I know, when I build a house soon, I'm installing one!

Washin' (no paper) keeps butt healthy and more pleasant for the Mrs. when she decides to polish yer knob ..... LOL

Posted: 3/5/2006 7:46:12 PM EDT

[#34]

HAHAHAHAHA the following is a japanese add for a bidet

upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1b/TheApricotWasher.jpg/455px-TheApricotWasher.jpg

Posted: 3/5/2006 8:09:14 PM EDT

[#35]

Mature? Maybe so. I guess we wouldn't want children accidentally sitting on a dildo clad French butt washer!

Posted: 3/6/2006 5:53:53 PM EDT

[#36]

Bidets... That magical artifact that allows us to get our asses really clean after taking a shit...
I've used one today as a matter of fact.
And I made a girl use it too before certain activities...

(Sorry, I'm not doing the APP part

)

Posted: 3/6/2006 6:15:58 PM EDT

[#37]

Seems to me it would blow shit all over you.

Posted: 3/6/2006 6:36:01 PM EDT

[#38]

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And I made a girl use it too before certain activities...

Lucky MoFo.

Posted: 3/6/2006 6:40:52 PM EDT

[#39]

A bidet sounds okay, at least I would not have to worry about plugging up the terlet.

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