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Posted: 3/2/2006 8:33:50 PM EDT

Thought this was pretty funny,

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman, Montana, awaiting their flights.

One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer.
Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show
and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly
arrived at Montana State University from the Middle East.

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses ! his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The Montana cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl,

"That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet,
but I do believe it's a-comin'."

Posted: 3/2/2006 8:34:33 PM EDT

[#1]

I HATE italics.

edit: was funny though.

Posted: 3/2/2006 8:35:15 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
I HATE italics.

fixed for u

Posted: 3/2/2006 8:35:58 PM EDT

[#3]

Quoted:
Quoted:
I HATE italics.

fixed for u

w00tage!!!

Posted: 3/2/2006 8:36:06 PM EDT

[#4]

IBTL

Posted: 3/2/2006 8:36:16 PM EDT

[#5]

Thats kinda old

Posted: 3/2/2006 8:37:46 PM EDT

[#6]

i like that one

Posted: 3/2/2006 8:39:11 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
IBTL

why a lock?

Posted: 3/2/2006 8:42:15 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
Quoted:
IBTL

why a lock?

Thou shalt not make light of the ROP

Posted: 3/2/2006 8:42:47 PM EDT

[#9]

I need a tactical cowboy hat.

Posted: 3/2/2006 8:48:31 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
IBTL

why a lock?

Thou shalt not make light of the ROP

what?

Posted: 3/2/2006 8:49:57 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
I need a tactical cowboy hat.

that's a stetson with a 1911 holster sewn in right?

Posted: 3/2/2006 8:52:28 PM EDT

[#12]

Made it to the second sentence and quit.

I already knew the punch line, more or less.

Old joke re-written again.

Posted: 3/2/2006 9:12:03 PM EDT

[#13]

My step father was a American Indian, He supported this country, Can we make this true?

Posted: 3/2/2006 10:22:47 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
I HATE italics.

What's your problem with people from Italy?

Posted: 3/2/2006 10:31:15 PM EDT

[#15]

old joke.
still kinda funny.

Posted: 3/2/2006 10:33:28 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Made it to the second sentence and quit.

I already knew the punch line, more or less.

Old joke re-written again.

+1, heard it used for every ethnic group and it never was too funny

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