[ARCHIVED THREAD] - 24--Jack Bauer Power Hour Part II (Page 1 of 21)
Posted: 2/4/2006 6:08:22 PM EDT
My other thread is 39 pages now, so in anticipation of Monday's show here's a brand new thread to use.  Old thread-- ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=423105&page=1 |
No you don't, you just want to post yet another freaking time on the board. When does it ever end? Dude. Do you even realize how annoying you are? Do your friends tell you? Do you have friends? Imaginary or real? Go spend time with them. Sorry GoGOP..got troll droppings everywhere. I'll clean it up later. |
Something tells me he won't ever see that, as he likely never clicks the same thread twice, nor reads anything but the first post. |
Almost like singing in a shower, I think he only hears himself, could care less what others might say. |
Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver. MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart. Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match. 
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 Jack will kill more people next episode. |
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Since I don't want to simply 'tag' this thread.... Jack Bauer could beat the gay outta Elton John You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink Upon hearing that he was played by Keifer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer f*cking hates lemonade Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30 Jack Bauer named his cat 'Chuck Norris.' Why? Because He's a pussy Jack Bauer would have gotten the ring to Mordor in 24 hours If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out |
He was a good vampire in Lost Boys. 
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+1 The first season of 24 I thought of him as a vampire. |
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February 2, 2006 McCain tortures no one in ‘24’ cameo By Jeff Dufour Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) will appear in a short cameo in Monday’s episode of the hit Fox show “24.” The maverick lawmaker had one piece of advice for those looking for him on the small screen: “Don’t blink. That is all I can say.” McCain has professed to be a fan of the show. On “The Daily Show” last year, he said, “I love ‘24.’ ... I watch it all the time. I’m sort of a Jack Bauer kind of guy.” Yet he’s criticized some of the show’s depictions of torture. McCain, who was tortured during his captivity in Vietnam, led an effort last year to force President Bush to accept a torture ban. He has commented on the record that the “ticking time bomb”-type scenarios depicted on “24” rarely happen and that torture in such situations is ineffective because the captive will say anything to end his torment. So naturally, McCain joked that he tortures people during his cameo on the show. “I shoot one guy’s kneecap off, only one,” McCain quipped to reporters Tuesday. “A red-hot poker is planted in someone’s chest, but other than that, there is no torture.” |
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I wonder about a lot of the torture in 24. I mean alot of times they're just guessing that the guy they're torturing knows anything. In fact, one time last season they tortured someone who didn't know anything. 24 overplays the torture angle. |
 um...I already HAVE what she has. |