Posted: 1/25/2006 3:34:03 PM EDT
A collage professor  starts his class by lifting his arms in the air and yelling “God, If you really exist, I want you to knock me from my platform within the next fifteen minutes! ” After about five minutes of speaking to the class, he looks up in bewilderment and proclaimed “Well” As the fifteen minutes were coming to a close, he blathered out.. “I thought so” and shook his head. Just then a Marine  stood up and walked to the professor , and with his best throw, he punched the teacher right square on the nose, knocking him off his platform and out cold.The marine slowly walked back to where he was seated. When the professor came to, he looked shocked  . He then screamed at the marine “ Why did you do that?The marine stood up and said, God is busy protecting the men and women over seas, who are sacrificing their very lives so your pompous ass can speak such nonsense. So He sent me.  GOD BLESS AMERICA |
